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Answers to your advice-seeking queries from ol’ John Cougar from around 1982 and who is also an ageless shapeshifting demigod.
Answers to your advice-seeking queries from ol’ John Cougar from around 1982 and who is also an ageless shapeshifting demigod.
“Remember how big U2 used to be? That’s COVID-19, just with more letters and a bigger number.”
Please take a moment to familiarize yourself with my updated policy.
Jesus, by all appearances, had an agenda on this particular eventide. But yea, verily, so did Simon Peter.
“Now is the time for listening, which we look forward to doing just as soon as we’re finished telling our side of the story.”
“I used to be one of those guys. I used to pet a girl’s dog and not even ask her his name.”
“Never forget — bedbugs are bad bugs that take advantage of our precious resources.”
“I’m sorry I’ve been hard to reach lately. I’m having what you might call a dark night of the soul.”
“I’ve been called good, bad, stormy, strange — you name it.”
”The [story ideas] that I sold to Disney, they came up to the decision that they didn’t really want to do those,” George Lucas told CinemaBlend.com this week. And now, this…
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If’n y’all ain’t familiar with what ol’ John Cougar does round here these parts, go back and read some of my col-umms what with to familiarize yourself with the fact…
A special Valentine’s Day edition of our ongoing advice column in which readers ask Circa 1982 ”John Cougar,” a pop singer, good ol’ boy, and immortal shapeshifting demigod for help…
Hole founder, rumored songwriter behind Live Through This, and all around difficult human being Courtney Love once remarked that, ”you’re nobody in rock unless you’ve fought me and fucked Winona…
Hi, Manti Te’o. It’s me, Jan Brady! I’m a sophomore at Westdale High School in California. I live with my three brothers, two sisters, and parents. Oh, and Alice! Don’t…
Circa-1982 “John Cougar” once again be takin’ your advice queries on matters of flesh, personal relationships, career, and metaphysics. (Read the first installment here.) Dear John Cougar: My best friend…
Need advice? Popdose’s advice columnist, circa-1982 “John Cougar” is here to help. Also, he’s an ageless shapeshifter.
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