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Brian Boone
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Answers to your advice-seeking queries from ol’ John Cougar from around 1982 and who is also an ageless shapeshifting demigod.
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Brian Boone
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Answers to your advice-seeking queries from ol’ John Cougar from around 1982 and who is also an ageless shapeshifting demigod.
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Robert Cass
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“Remember how big U2 used to be? That’s COVID-19, just with more letters and a bigger number.”
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Brian Boone
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Each week, or whenever he emerges from his impenetrable, underground stone tomb, a circa-1982 John Cougar, pop singer and small town boy who is also an immortal, shapeshifter who can…
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Brian Boone
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Each week, a circa-1982 John Cougar, pop singer and small town boy who is also an immortal, shapeshifter who can transform into any animal he chooses, uses his prodigious life…
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Robert Cass
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Please take a moment to familiarize yourself with my updated policy.
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Robert Cass
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Jesus, by all appearances, had an agenda on this particular eventide. But yea, verily, so did Simon Peter.
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Robert Cass
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“Now is the time for listening, which we look forward to doing just as soon as we’re finished telling our side of the story.”
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Robert Cass
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“I used to be one of those guys. I used to pet a girl’s dog and not even ask her his name.”
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Robert Cass
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“Never forget — bedbugs are bad bugs that take advantage of our precious resources.”
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Robert Cass
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“I’m sorry I’ve been hard to reach lately. I’m having what you might call a dark night of the soul.”
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Robert Cass
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“I’ve been called good, bad, stormy, strange — you name it.”
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Pete Chianca
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”The [story ideas] that I sold to Disney, they came up to the decision that they didn’t really want to do those,” George Lucas told CinemaBlend.com this week. And now, this…
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Brian Boone
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Insane Clown Posse’s Literary Classics Reconsidered As anybody down with the clowns knows, Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope are adherents to the controversial theory that William Shakespeare did not…
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Brian Boone
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The contestants: Christopher Cross is the undisputed king of ultra laid-back, early 1980s soft rock with songs a working-class man’s man could relate to, such as ”Sailing.” Kris Kross were teenage…
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Brian Boone
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If’n y’all ain’t familiar with what ol’ John Cougar does round here these parts, go back and read some of my col-umms what with to familiarize yourself with the fact…
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Brian Boone
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A special Valentine’s Day edition of our ongoing advice column in which readers ask Circa 1982 ”John Cougar,” a pop singer, good ol’ boy, and immortal shapeshifting demigod for help…
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Brian Boone
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Hole founder, rumored songwriter behind Live Through This, and all around difficult human being Courtney Love once remarked that, ”you’re nobody in rock unless you’ve fought me and fucked Winona…
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Brian Boone
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Hi, Manti Te’o. It’s me, Jan Brady! I’m a sophomore at Westdale High School in California. I live with my three brothers, two sisters, and parents. Oh, and Alice! Don’t…
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Brian Boone
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Circa-1982 “John Cougar” once again be takin’ your advice queries on matters of flesh, personal relationships, career, and metaphysics. (Read the first installment here.) Dear John Cougar: My best friend…
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Brian Boone
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Need advice? Popdose’s advice columnist, circa-1982 “John Cougar” is here to help. Also, he’s an ageless shapeshifter.
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Chris Holmes and Jeff Vrabel
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We take an irreverent look at some possible options for Andrew W.K.’s professional future
Dave Matos and Mikey Newman
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Dave Matos and Mikey Newman
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Dave Matos and Mikey Newman
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Dave Matos and Mikey Newman
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