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Numberscruncher: Billy Ray Cyrus Regrets
It’s really hard to say what’s right and wrong when raising kids. There is so much that’s weird and random about life that setting rules and passing judgment is pointless; even though we all
Read More »Death by Power Ballad: Cathy Richardson and the Macrodots, “Save Me”
Rob Smith finds a new power ballad masterpiece from Cathy Richardson and the Macrodots, in this week's "Death by Power Ballad."
Read More »Rob Smith Can’t Say No: Justin Bieber, “Never Say Never”
Rob Smith Can't Say No to the Justin Bieber movie, Never Say Never, cuz he loves his son and has a high tolerance for pain
Read More »Rob Smith Can’t Say No: “Christmas in Canaan”
It breaks Rob Smith's achy breaky heart that he Can't Say No to Billy Ray Cyrus' Hallmark holiday movie, "Christmas in Canaan."
Read More »Numberscruncher: The Long Tail and The Big Head
The shift to electronic media not only means that fewer CDs and paperbacks will end up in thrift shops, but it also means that we can forget about that crazy time when owning a
Read More »Jesus of Cool: Breaking Up Is Easy To Do (Or, Why Miley Cyrus Is So AWFUL!)
Sometimes an artist and her fans need to just, like, move on already. Here, the author's daughter (and her BFF) explain why the Party In The USA is so yesterday
Read More »CD Review: Miley Cyrus, “Can’t Be Tamed”
Yeah, yeah, I know. Everyone over the age of 14 is supposed to hate Miley Cyrus, and a publication as allegedly respectable as this one has no business reviewing her quote-unquote music, which is
Read More »Letter from the Editor: My Favorite Songs of 2009
Alicia Keys, “Try Sleeping with a Broken Heart” from The Element of Freedom I find her albums awfully inconsistent, but Alicia Keys is a fine singles artist; other R&B performers might have her beat
Read More »The Seventeenth Day of Mellowmas: A Very Special Mellowmas 7
What in the hell is a Leighton Meester? Jeff and Jason find out the answer to this question -- and more! -- during today's Mellowmas celebration
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