Random plurals, a synth banjo, and screaming — yes, it’s Mellowmas
Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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Two people, separate rooms Trying to hurt the other Bound together by destiny Is there nothing they won’t do? Will we never see them through?
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It’s Horst and Sharon Hartung’s world, and we’re just living in it
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In today’s installment, we travel to the corner of Aqua Net and Sadness, where we meet a gentle-eyed Hallmark salesman
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Andrea Bocelli can sing whatever he wants. But that doesn’t always mean he should
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Because nothing says the holidays like a teen idol, a comically oversized bow, and line after line of dick jokes
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In today’s installment, we travel back in Mellow time and get O’Sullivaned
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It places the gospel in the Cracker Barrel, or it gets the beard again
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Does omnipotence give Santa an unfair advantage with the ladies? We investigate
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Modern holiday hymn, or fart joke? This Mellowmas, you don’t have to choose
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It’s inappropriate. It’s borderline racist. It’s Mellowmas
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Jeff and Jason mock a boy band, and then the unthinkable happens
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Appropriate for neither daydream believers nor homecoming queens
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Donnie Iris robot voices we have heard on high
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Does this look like Christmas to you? No? Well, it doesn’t sound like it either
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In the meadow he can build a snowman, if you know what we mean
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Tommy James gives praise to drum machines or Jesus, whichever returneth first
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She’s laughing because she hears the bells, except there aren’t any
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As it turns out, Santa has a bit of a drinking problem
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Grab your ukulele and your vintage dress, because it’s time for She and Him
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In which Justin Bieber raps about homelessness, and Busta Rhymes works off his gambling debts
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In which this washed-up group of ding dongs lures Dolly Parton into the studio for Mellowmas misery
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Friends don’t let friends visit sites called Old Christian Music
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This man would like to sing to you about his Ding-A-Ling
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On the eighth day of Mellowmas, we got our first real six-string
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After six years, Jeff and Jason finally listen to an Anne Murray Christmas song
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