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Mellowmas
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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Jeff: Hey, Jason! Guess what today is? Jason: The worst day of the rest of my life? Jeff: Kind of! It’s a very special Mellowmas anniversary. Jason: That can’t be…
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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Jason: Some people may not realize it, but finding Mellowmas music isn’t an easy thing to do. Jeff: On the other hand, it isn’t nearly as hard as it should…
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Jeff: Well, well, well! Look who’s back for more Mellowmas. Jason: I can’t say no to you, baby. Jeff: As it turns out, ending a sentence with “baby” is oddly…
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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Jeff: HO, HO, HO, JASON! JASON! IT IS MELLOWMAS! Jason: INDEED IT IS, GOOD SIRE! So nice to be with you again! Jeff: Readers, please mark this down: Jason has…
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, everywhere you go. It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Peace on Earth, goodwill toward men, et cetera, et cetera. We…
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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On Mellowmas Eve, we pour you a triple shot of holiday mellow gold
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In which Jason uses a supertalent Michael Jackson double to exact his revenge on Jeff
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Break out the white wine spritzers, because we’re about to get some smooth jazz up in this Mellowmas
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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In which a sunny trip to the islands takes a sad, nonsensical turn
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In which Jason and Jeff fall into a deep, pillowy-soft Cuneta hole
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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Happy holidays from a former soap star with nothing left to do but rock on
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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In which Carly Rae Jepsen and a plastic Ukranian woman remind us of “The Facts of Life”
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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Turns out Michael Buble isn’t the only one who can sleepwalk his way through a holiday standard
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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Sandals and a robe mean never having to stay in tune
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Everybody already know it’s Mellowmas, so I’ma tell ’em. Aight?
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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Yesterday, we insulted Jon Secada. Today, he will have his revenge
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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Random plurals, a synth banjo, and screaming — yes, it’s Mellowmas
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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It’s Horst and Sharon Hartung’s world, and we’re just living in it
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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In today’s installment, we travel to the corner of Aqua Net and Sadness, where we meet a gentle-eyed Hallmark salesman
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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Andrea Bocelli can sing whatever he wants. But that doesn’t always mean he should
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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Because nothing says the holidays like a teen idol, a comically oversized bow, and line after line of dick jokes
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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In today’s installment, we travel back in Mellow time and get O’Sullivaned
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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It places the gospel in the Cracker Barrel, or it gets the beard again
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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Does omnipotence give Santa an unfair advantage with the ladies? We investigate
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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Modern holiday hymn, or fart joke? This Mellowmas, you don’t have to choose
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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It’s inappropriate. It’s borderline racist. It’s Mellowmas
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Now here’s a little story we got to tell / About two bad brothers at the gates of Mell