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The Twenty-Fifth Day of Mellowmas: Sweet Baby Xenu and the Private Plane
You knew this was coming
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The Twenty-Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Crystalcooljuicemas
On Mellowmas Eve, we pour you a triple shot of holiday mellow gold
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The Twenty-Second Day of Mellowmas: Last Christmasade
In which Jason uses a supertalent Michael Jackson double to exact his revenge on Jeff
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The Twenty-First Day of Mellowmas: Shakatakcked
Break out the white wine spritzers, because we're about to get some smooth jazz up in this Mellowmas
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The Twentieth Day of Mellowmas: I Saw Lady Saw Groping Santa Claus
In which a sunny trip to the islands takes a sad, nonsensical turn
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The Nineteenth Day of Mellowmas: Return of the Push Face
In which Jason and Jeff fall into a deep, pillowy-soft Cuneta hole
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The Eighteenth Day of Mellowmas: Mellowmas Time Without Dignity
Happy holidays from a former soap star with nothing left to do but rock on
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The Seventeenth Day of Mellowmas: The Facts of Mellowmas
In which Carly Rae Jepsen and a plastic Ukranian woman remind us of "The Facts of Life"
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The Fourteenth Day of Mellowmas: The Bubble and the Buble
Turns out Michael Buble isn't the only one who can sleepwalk his way through a holiday standard
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