In which we cannot let Jason get away without one last “Last Christmas” massacre
Mellowmas
Kids are singing, Santa’s crying, and it’s all Romeo’s Fault
Our final Mellowmas flashback finds Jason on the streets of New York while Bob Dylan refuses to clear his throat
Our final “lost” post, featuring the Charlie Brown of Mellow Gold
Jeff: Holiday traditions, Jason. Everyone celebrates them differently. Jason: I personally like to drink gasoline straight from the pump, which I never did before Mellowmas. It’s a new-ish tradition. Jeff:…
Does Tommy Tutone know it’s Christmas? Unfortunately, yes he does
Kevin Cronin believes in Santa Claus; we no longer believe in anything
In which Jason auditions for the one and only Maurice Starr
Keeli is trying too hard for Mellowmas, or possibly actually not trying hard enough
You knew we’d be revisiting this one, didn’t you?
There are some really dark Christmas songs out there, man
In which we learn that a missing letter “y” can make a whole lot of difference
In which America robs their own vault for the second time on their own holiday album
In which Shelley Duvall goes completely over the deep end for Christmas
Santa Claus kissed Beulah, and now the rest of us have to suffer
The Midwest Merry Makers see you when you’re sleeping
In which we are envious of Grandma, who got run over by a reindeer
Because it’s not Mellowmas without a scat solo
All aboard the Clip Art Express for Dale Hansen’s holiday Elvis “tribute”
In which the cretinous Jeff Vrabel gets what he so richly deserves
“If a Peter Cetera Christmas album is re-released, does it make a sound?”
Can you love a reindeer with your whole heart? Brother Dave is asking for a friend
Our first Greatest Hits post digs up a golden Mellowmas oldie from way back in 2008
Enjoy the first of our lost “gems” from Mellowmas past, courtesy of C. Cross and T. Bell
Our annual Mellowmas prelude includes a Very Special Announcement
The ninth Mellowmas ends where the first one started
So many covers of “Last Christmas,” so little time
And you thought we weren’t getting a miracle this Mellowmas
Jason: Weren’t we talking recently about our lack of Mellowmas songs in other languages? Jeff: We totally were. You’re about to make me wish we weren’t, aren’t you? They can’t…