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Mellowmas
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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At last, a Christmas song tells the tree’s side of the story
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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The road to Mellowmas is paved with good intentions
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, or maybe a soup kitchen
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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Nothing says “I love you” quite like pickled cabbage
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Not all holiday music compilations are created equal
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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In which Jeff’s selfless efforts to help Jason find a gift for his wife continue to be met with heartless disdain
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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An 11-year-old, a copy of GarageBand, and thee
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The search for a Christmas gift for Jason’s wife produces a foul hurricane of Mellowmas misery
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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“I like the part where it speeds up for no apparent reason.”
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No Mellowmas could be complete without the sound of joybells ringing
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the Mellowmas blows
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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A day of sloppy design, false advertising, and patented headwear
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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In which we marvel at what still passes for “cute” during the holidays
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It puts the Mellowmas on its skin or it gets Mitchell Stoned again
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In which bad grammar and Push Face mark their Mellowmas return
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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Jane Wiedlin hopes you’ve been naughty this year
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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Never was a cloudy day (or an original thought)
Terje Fjelde
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Courtesy of the amazing Terje Fjelde, whose weekly presence ’round these parts is sorely missed: A refresher course for those of you who might be new to the Mellowmas tradition…or…
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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Jason: IT’S HERE! Jeff: Go away! Jason: MELLOWMAS MORN! Jeff: I don’t want to do this anymore! Jason: Looks like we maaaaaade it! Jeff: After all the hateful things you…
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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Jason: Our readers probably are aware that the holiday season starts much earlier for us. Sometimes even earlier than it starts at your local drug store. Jeff: Very true. I…
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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Jeff: Ha ha! YES! It’s December 23rd. I’m virtually trembling with anticipation. Jason: SO CLOSE. SO GODDAMN CLOSE. Jeff: Mellowmas has made me yearn for Christmas like I haven’t since…
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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Jeff: So close, Jason. So close and yet so far. My big bottle of bourbon is almost empty. Jason: As is my juice box. Jeff: I don’t know if I…
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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Jeff: Hey, Jason! Jason: Hey there, Jeff! Man, the air is crisp today! I’m feeling good! Jeff: Oh, I was hoping you’d say that. Jason: This fucking holiday is almost…
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Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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Jason: Well, Jeff, Christmas is almost here. Jeff: Thank God. Every year, I write “MELLOWMAS IS OVER” on a little piece of paper, I put it in a box, and…
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Jeff: Oh, goddammit. Jason: What? What happened? Jeff: Nothing, I guess. I just hate shoveling snow. Jason: At least the snow you’re shoveling is white — here in Queens, it’s…
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Jason: Jeff! I’m so glad you’re here. I just had the worst dream. Jeff: I’m pretty sure we’re living that dream, but I’ll bite: What happened? Jason: I dreamed that…