Mellowmas

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The Twenty-First Day of Mellowmas: Oh, Roland!

This song is just so totally Roland...

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The Twentieth Day of Mellowmas: The Christmas Tree!

At last, a Christmas song tells the tree's side of the story...

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The Nineteenth Day of Mellowmas: Hot Ghetto Mess

A Very Reh Dogg Mellowmas...

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The Eighteenth Day of Mellowmas: It Takes a Village

The road to Mellowmas is paved with good intentions...

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The Seventeenth Day of Mellowmas: Sheer Misery

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, or maybe a soup kitchen...

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The Sixteenth Day of Mellowmas: Shopping for Jason’s Wife, Part Three

Nothing says "I love you" quite like pickled cabbage...

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The Fifteenth Day of Mellowmas: Xylophone, Flute, and Jackass

Not all holiday music compilations are created equal...

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The Fourteenth Day of Mellowmas: Shopping for Jason’s Wife, Part Two

In which Jeff's selfless efforts to help Jason find a gift for his wife continue to be met with heartless disdain...

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The Thirteenth Day of Mellowmas: Blame the Parents

An 11-year-old, a copy of GarageBand, and thee...

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The Twelfth Day of Mellowmas: Shopping for Jason’s Wife, Part One

The search for a Christmas gift for Jason's wife produces a foul hurricane of Mellowmas misery...

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The Eleventh Day of Mellowmas: Grit Kissers

"I like the part where it speeds up for no apparent reason."...

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The Tenth Day of Mellowmas: Pine Cone Crotch

Mellowmas is Mellowmas in any language...

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The Ninth Day of Mellowmas: Pepe Le Mellowmas

No Mellowmas could be complete without the sound of joybells ringing...

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The Eighth Day of Mellowmas: Subterranean Mellowmas Blues

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the Mellowmas blows...

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The Seventh Day of Mellowmas: Bandana Hat ‘Neath the Mellowmas Tree

A day of sloppy design, false advertising, and patented headwear...

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The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Up on the Roofietop

In which we marvel at what still passes for "cute" during the holidays...

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The Fifth Day of Mellowmas: Der Weihnachtstanz

Nope, nothing tacky about this...

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The Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Carol of the Gimp Bells

It puts the Mellowmas on its skin or it gets Mitchell Stoned again...

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The Third Day of Mellowmas: Inappropriate Apostrophe’s

In which bad grammar and Push Face mark their Mellowmas return...

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The Second Day of Mellowmas: Do You Hear My Safe Word?

Jane Wiedlin hopes you've been naughty this year...

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The First Day of Mellowmas: Earth, Wind & Reacharound

Never was a cloudy day (or an original thought)...

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Mellowmas 2014: A Suave Latin Prelude

Courtesy of the amazing Terje Fjelde, whose weekly presence ’round these parts is sorely missed: A refresher course for those of you...

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The Twenty-Fifth Day of Mellowmas: Ain’t It Funky

Jason: IT’S HERE! Jeff: Go away! Jason: MELLOWMAS MORN! Jeff: I don’t want to do this anymore! Jason: Looks like we maaaaaade...

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The Twenty-Fourth Day of Mellowmas: The Reason for the Season

Jason: Our readers probably are aware that the holiday season starts much earlier for us. Sometimes even earlier than it starts at your...

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The Twenty-Third Day of Mellowmas: Taint Sweat for the Holidays

Jeff: Ha ha! YES! It’s December 23rd. I’m virtually trembling with anticipation. Jason: SO CLOSE. SO GODDAMN CLOSE. Jeff:...

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The Twenty-Second Day of Mellowmas: The Money Shot

Jeff: So close, Jason. So close and yet so far. My big bottle of bourbon is almost empty. Jason: As is my juice box. Jeff: I don’t...

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The Twenty-First Day of Mellowmas: Ariana Stardeath Pudding Mix

Jeff: Hey, Jason! Jason: Hey there, Jeff! Man, the air is crisp today! I’m feeling good! Jeff: Oh, I was hoping you’d say that....

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The Twentieth Day of Mellowmas: Turn Around, Bright Eyes

Jason: Well, Jeff, Christmas is almost here. Jeff: Thank God. Every year, I write “MELLOWMAS IS OVER” on a little piece of...

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The Nineteenth Day of Mellowmas: Elf on the Shanelf

Jeff: Oh, goddammit. Jason: What? What happened? Jeff: Nothing, I guess. I just hate shoveling snow. Jason: At least the snow you’re...

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The Eighteenth Day of Mellowmas: The Birds of Mellowmas

Jason: Jeff! I’m so glad you’re here. I just had the worst dream. Jeff: I’m pretty sure we’re living that dream,...