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The Thirteenth Day of Mellowmas: Polyphonic Mellowmas
Sandals and a robe mean never having to stay in tune
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The Twelfth Day of Mellowmas: Mindless Mellowmas
Everybody already know it's Mellowmas, so I'ma tell 'em. Aight
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The Eleventh Day of Mellowmas: A Mellowmas Fiesta
Yesterday, we insulted Jon Secada. Today, he will have his revenge
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The Tenth Day of Mellowmas: Jingles All the Way
Random plurals, a synth banjo, and screaming -- yes, it's Mellowmas
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The Ninth Day of Mellowmas: Contemplating Horsticide
It's Horst and Sharon Hartung's world, and we're just living in it
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The Eighth Day of Mellowmas: The Mullet in the Del
In today's installment, we travel to the corner of Aqua Net and Sadness, where we meet a gentle-eyed Hallmark salesman
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The Seventh Day of Mellowmas: Ready for This Bo-Jelli
Andrea Bocelli can sing whatever he wants. But that doesn't always mean he should
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The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Dick’s What You’re Gettin’ for Mellowmas
Because nothing says the holidays like a teen idol, a comically oversized bow, and line after line of dick jokes
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The Fifth Day of Mellowmas: Mellowmas Again (Naturally)
In today's installment, we travel back in Mellow time and get O'Sullivaned
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The Fourth Day of Mellowmas: The Great Oak Ridge Massacre of 2012
It places the gospel in the Cracker Barrel, or it gets the beard again
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