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The Thirteenth Day of Mellowmas: Polyphonic Mellowmas

The Thirteenth Day of Mellowmas: Polyphonic Mellowmas

Jeff Giles and Jason Hare December 13, 2012 14

Sandals and a robe mean never having to stay in tune

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The Twelfth Day of Mellowmas: Mindless Mellowmas

The Twelfth Day of Mellowmas: Mindless Mellowmas

Jeff Giles and Jason Hare December 12, 2012 6

Everybody already know it's Mellowmas, so I'ma tell 'em. Aight

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The Eleventh Day of Mellowmas: A Mellowmas Fiesta

The Eleventh Day of Mellowmas: A Mellowmas Fiesta

Jeff Giles and Jason Hare December 11, 2012 5

Yesterday, we insulted Jon Secada. Today, he will have his revenge

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The Tenth Day of Mellowmas: Jingles All the Way

The Tenth Day of Mellowmas: Jingles All the Way

Jeff Giles and Jason Hare December 10, 2012 10

Random plurals, a synth banjo, and screaming -- yes, it's Mellowmas

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The Ninth Day of Mellowmas: Contemplating Horsticide

The Ninth Day of Mellowmas: Contemplating Horsticide

Jeff Giles and Jason Hare December 9, 2012 35

It's Horst and Sharon Hartung's world, and we're just living in it

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The Eighth Day of Mellowmas: The Mullet in the Del

The Eighth Day of Mellowmas: The Mullet in the Del

Jeff Giles and Jason Hare December 8, 2012 14

In today's installment, we travel to the corner of Aqua Net and Sadness, where we meet a gentle-eyed Hallmark salesman

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The Seventh Day of Mellowmas: Ready for This Bo-Jelli

The Seventh Day of Mellowmas: Ready for This Bo-Jelli

Jeff Giles and Jason Hare December 7, 2012 25

Andrea Bocelli can sing whatever he wants. But that doesn't always mean he should

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The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Dick’s What You’re Gettin’ for Mellowmas

The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Dick’s What You’re Gettin’ for Mellowmas

Jeff Giles and Jason Hare December 6, 2012 18

Because nothing says the holidays like a teen idol, a comically oversized bow, and line after line of dick jokes

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The Fifth Day of Mellowmas: Mellowmas Again (Naturally)

The Fifth Day of Mellowmas: Mellowmas Again (Naturally)

Jeff Giles and Jason Hare December 5, 2012 21

In today's installment, we travel back in Mellow time and get O'Sullivaned

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The Fourth Day of Mellowmas: The Great Oak Ridge Massacre of 2012

The Fourth Day of Mellowmas: The Great Oak Ridge Massacre of 2012

Jeff Giles and Jason Hare December 4, 2012 25

It places the gospel in the Cracker Barrel, or it gets the beard again

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