Jeff: Well, Jason, here we are. Mellowmas morn.
Jason: WE MADE IT! What a year it’s been!
Jeff: We’ve heard so much…music!
Jason: That’s not the word I’d use to describe it, but yes. Think of all the artists we’ve endured! Keeli and the bows on her naughty parts!
Jeff: shudder
Jason: The Pishing Birder! Those guys who were rendered horny by Christmas!
Jeff: I think you’ve made your point. There has been a lot of enduring. So much enduring.
Jason: It’s been rough. But the good news is that here we are, last day. It’s pretty much over.
Jeff: A decade of enduring, in fact! And here I am, about to let you get away.
Jason: I feel like everything we wanted to cover has been covered.
Wait, what? Get away from what? Mellowmas? We agreed, man. This is it for the 25 Days of Mellowmas. We can’t go back on that now.
Jeff: I know! Just one more day to go. Just one more day of enduring.
Jason: Just one more day. I can handle one more day.
Jeff: looks at Jason expectantly
Jason: I’m feeling pretty good about all we’ve accomplished — this season and all of the years prior.
Jeff: Sure, sure.
Jason: And while I don’t understand why you’re looking at me that way, I feel pretty confident that, in the words of one Matthew Wilder, there is nothing that will break-a my stride.
Jeff: You know what they say about confidence, Jason.
Jason: I don’t. What do they say about confidence?
Jeff: Pride, my dear old friend, it goeth before a fall.
Jason: Jeff. Seriously. I’ve heard Beulah this year. I’ve listened to Fred Figglehorn. Shelley Duvall. Pierre Perpall.
Jeff: This Mellowmas has gone by so fast, I think you may have forgotten that we’ve skipped over a very important part of our holiday tradition.
Jason: Drinking ourselves into oblivion on the night of the 25th?
Jeff: That will happen in due time. But first!
Jason: But first what?
Jeff: First I have something, and I need to give it to someone special. You’ll do.
Jason: Someone special…
That sounds familiar…
Jeff: deadbolts Mellowmas door
Jason: OH NO
YOU WOULDN’T.
Jeff: You know I would, fucker!
Jason: JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T JEFF DON’T
Jeff: I’ve been waiting all Mellowmas for this. And now here we are.
Jason: You couldn’t possibly mean…
Jeff: You have one foot out the door, but first it is time for the Great “Last Christmas” Massacre of 2015!
Jason: I wish you could see my face right now. I am SEETHING with rage.
Jeff: leprechaun dance
Jason: My hands are shaking.
Jeff: I wonder what they’ll be doing in a few minutes! We have so much in store for us, Jason.
Jason: I just broke out into a cold sweat.
Jeff: Remember what we were saying before about enduring?
Jason: I don’t remember anything before you locked the door, you sadistic fuck.
Jeff: Once bitten and twice shy, Jason. This year, there is no saving you from tears.
Jason: shiver
I can’t. I won’t. I willn’t.
Jeff: The thing about “Last Christmas,” Jason, is that SO MANY PEOPLE cover it. And you love this song so much, you kind of want to hear all of them!
Jason: We’re not going to have this conversation again, are we? I KNOW SO MANY PEOPLE WANT TO COVER IT AND I NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY SO MANY PEOPLE WANT TO COVER IT
IT IS JUST FINE THE WAY IT IS
Jeff: And yet they continue to seek improvement. I’ve sampled so many covers of “Last Christmas” this year, Jason.
Jason: I believe you. I believe you and I hate you.
Jeff: My favorite thing about “Last Christmas” covers is that most of them use the same canned backing track. Not all of them do, however! Some of them are very different. Very, very different.
Jason: I want my mommy.
Jeff: On a semi-related note, have you ever heard of DJ Scumbag? Asking for a friend.
Jason: One-half of that name is one I could easily use to describe you.
Jeff: You gave me your heart.
Jason: But the very next day, you took a piss on it.
Jeff: Which brings us to DJ Scumbag and his Hardcore X-Mas Remix of “Last Christmas”!
I can’t wait for you to hear this. You’re going to love it.
Jason: You don’t know me at all.
Jason: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jeff: So festive!
Jason: WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
Jeff: Happy holidays, Jason!
Jason: THIS IS NOT LAST CHRISTMAS
Jeff: Hold on, I’m taking Ecstasy.
Yay, vocals!
Jason: wait wait wait wait.
Jeff: DJ Scumbag is unique! There’s no one like DJ Scumbag.
Jason: So they just put George Michael on chipmunk mode?
Jeff: OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ
BREAKDOWN!
Jason: Also, that’s probably not the first time “George Michael” and “chipmunk mode” have been used in the same sentence.
Jeff: Are you wearing leather pants? I think you probably should be.
Jason: SERIOUSLY, Jeff. What the hell is going on. I am being slapped in the face right now by DJ Scumbag.
Jeff: It’s a whole new spin on “Last Christmas”! Are you not thrilled to be hearing this?
Jason: IT WON’T STOP. I can’t believe I’m actually longing to hear Chipmunk Wham! again.
Jeff: I’m a merciful Mellowmas friend. We can switch to something new. Have I mentioned that KC and the Sunshine Band covered “Last Christmas”?
Jason: They did?
Jeff: They did! And you totally want to hear it. Ready?
Jason: AUGH
Jeff: Ah, that’s more like it. Good ol’ talking intro.
Jason: Did KC just wish me a merry Christmas and say he loves me?
Jeff: He loves you, Jason!
Jason: I guess that bassline isn’t bad.
Jeff: Horns! What’s up, KC?
Jason: Well, at least he didn’t use Auto-Tune.
Jeff: I have to say, I find this version surprisingly square. KC seems like he might be out of breath, and that horn arrangement is dreadful.
Jason: I don’t think anybody would listen to this and think, “Oh, that’s KC and the Sunshine Band.” His “Happy Christmas” sounded like when my accountant says it to me.
Jeff: Of all the people we’ve heard cover this song, I think he might sound the least emotionally connected to the lyrics. All things being equal, I’d rather listen to “Give It Up” or “Please Don’t Go.”
Jason: “Please Don’t Go” features the worst vocal ever.
Jeff: Worse than this? I dispute your assertion.
Jason: I’m pretty sure he’s never actually heard the original “Last Christmas.”
Jeff: We can ask him later. In the meantime, I need a “Last Christmas” with more soul.
Jason: No you don’t. You actually don’t need that.
Jeff: Oh, hey, look!
Jason: I will not look.
Jeff: Soul Made covered “Last Christmas” on the holiday compilation 100% Black Christmas. This is perfect.
Jason: You don’t understand the meaning of the word “perfect.”
Jason: Um, that album cover.
Jeff: It’s just about perfect.
Jason: Just saying.
Jeff: #pushface
Jason: Oh good, understated vocals.
Jeff: Now EVERYTHING smells like Drakkar.
So smooth, Jason.
Jason: The line is NOT “You saved me from tears.” If that were the case, you wouldn’t have to give your heart to someone special NEXT year. Jesus.
Oh, I see this features Lynn and Burney. I was wondering what they were up to.
Jeff: At least they didn’t sing “sannit.”
Emoting! So much emoting for Christmas. So many syllables.
Jason: You sannit from tears! You sannit!
Jeff: Give it to someone … speciaaalalalalaaaall
Hell yes.
Jason: This isn’t that bad. I wouldn’t listen to it again, but it’s not bad.
Jeff: No, you’re right, and I think I’m just about souled up for the moment. I think maybe now I’m in the mood for a very white “Last Christmas.”
Jason: …didn’t we just listen to KC and the Sunshine Band? How can it get whiter?
OH GOD I THINK I JUST SET YOU UP
Jeff: I’m so glad you asked!
Jason: I didn’t mean to ask! I swear!
Jeff: Jason, did you know the Osmonds covered “Last Christmas”? Because they totally did. Merry Christmas, Jason. Merry Christmas from the Osmonds.
Jason: Please tell Donny Osmond to go suck it.
Jeff: I doubt Donny was involved. I’m pretty sure these were downmarket Osmonds. Cousins and stuff. But regardless!
Jason: sigh
Jeff: They put in the time and effort to record a cover of “Last Christmas,” and now it is incumbent upon us to listen to said cover. Ready?
Jason: I hate you.
Jeff: Well, this definitely sounds like something the Osmonds would do.
Jason: Yes, absolutely.
Oh wow. The way they said “heart.”
Jeff: “Let’s all sing right on top of the beat together!”
This guy is pinching his nose when he sings, I know it. So much enunciation! Kevin Cronin would be proud.
Jason: Well, you were right: No Donny.
Jeff: This is “Last Christmas” if “Last Christmas” were a v-neck sweater.
Jason: Hang on, looking to see if I can get a list of Pledgers.
Jeff: Bop bop bop bop!
Jason: Oh my God, I have so much poop to quickly get into boxes and out to the post office.
Best comment on that page: “What a rip off!!! The cd on this site has 17 songs and the one on Amazon has 26 songs….what a waste of money!!!”
Jeff: I never thought I’d think anyone sounded less funky than Peter Noone, Jason. And yet here we are.
Speaking of funk, that gives me a thought.
Jason: Could you stop thinking, please?
Jeff: I think it’s time to bring it down a little. Pause for a moment of reflection.
I think Minuteman is just the artist to help us do that.
Jason: By “bring it down,” do you mean “turn it off”? Because if so, I’m totally 100% on board.
Whoman?
Jeff: Did you know Minuteman covered “Last Christmas,” Jason? Because he did.
Jason: I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO MINUTEMAN IS, YOU SON OF A BITCH
Jeff: Not yet you don’t! BUT YOU WILL.
Jason: Ahhhhhhh!
Jeff: Ah, there’s that sensitivity I was looking for.
Jason: Creepymas!
Jeff: A palate cleanser.
Jason: Is this person trying to attract a pishing birder?
Jeff: I’m so glad this version is five minutes long. Do you hear the calliope in the background? That’s a special touch.
Jason:
Jeff: I recommend listening with headphones. That’s the only way to really experience the way the vocals are mixed right up in your canal.
Jason: Why did someone…why would they…I can’t. I am out of words.
Jeff: You can’t say you’ve ever listened to a version of “Last Christmas” like this version of “Last Christmas.” What a Mellowmas gift!
Jason: I have never heard anything like this ever.
Jeff: You’re welcome.
Jason: Wait a second. What’s the name of Paul McCartney’s side project? The Fireman?
…is this Neil Young?
Jeff: IT MIGHT BE!
Jason: WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
Jeff: This is the drama of “Last Christmas” expressed through bloops and screaming, Jason. This version just builds and builds until you almost can’t take it anymore, doesn’t it?
Jason: I too have the bloops after listening to this. You’re a dick, Neil Young.
The bloops are getting worse. I feel like I’m in a holiday version of “A Clockwork Orange.”
Oh it’s over thank God it’s over.
Jeff: Fortunately, there are still so many covers left.
Jason: ARE YOU KIDDING ME GILES
How many is that so far today? Like twelve?
Jeff: There’s a wide world of musical wonder out there, buddy! I don’t know, but I do know this: we haven’t listened to a punk version yet.
Jason: Jeff, my kids want me to come upstairs and open presents with them. They don’t care that you haven’t yet played me a punk version of “Last Christmas.” THEY DON’T CARE.
Jeff: That’s just because they don’t understand the might and majesty of Punk People, Jason. If they did, they might feel differently. Punk People recorded an album called Punk Christmas, and hey — just our luck! They included a cover of your favorite song.
Jason: One day, I’m going to have to explain to my children why Daddy wasn’t around on Christmas Day. And clearly today is not that day because I HAVE TO LISTEN TO PUNK PEOPLE.
Jeff: This day is the greatest day.
Jason: …I don’t think this is punk.
Jeff: Well, there’s a horse on the cover, so that must count for something.
Also, this guy sounds like he’s very purposefully sneering as he sings. That’s punk, right?
Jason: This version smells like hair gel.
Jeff: How many of the Punk People do you think are middle managers by day?
The Ramones would have been done by now.
Jason: Yeah, good point. Why would a punk version be anything over two minutes?
Jeff: I don’t know, but I’m kind of bored. I feel like we might be listening to the same 90-second recording on a loop.
Jason: Speaking of two minutes, I just passed the two minute mark and my wife told me she’s throwing my Christmas presents out on the lawn if I’m not upstairs in 60 seconds.
Jeff: But if you go now, you’ll miss 2015’s biggest BRAND NEW “Last Christmas”!
Jason: Can I just be okay with that?
Jeff: I can’t let you live with that kind of nagging guilt.
Jason: What a nice person you are.
Jeff: What kind of nagging guilt, you ask? The kind that goes with missing out on Carly Rae Jepsen’s cover of “Last Christmas.”
Jason: Ah HA! You’re not going to get me this time, Giles! I LOVE Carly Ray Jepsen.
Jeff: If you love her so much, I wish you’d spell her name right. Jeez.
Jason: I hate you. I don’t know if I’ve said that lately.
Jeff: Also, I love that you love Carly Rae Jepsen. This is what comes from working in an office with kids in their 20s. Five years from now, you can join Punk People!
Jason: You don’t like “I Really Like You”? If you don’t like “I Really Like You,” you have a problem.
Jeff: Sure! Great video, too. Carly Rae Jepsen is great. I have such high hopes for her cover of “Last Christmas.” Don’t you?
Jason: The best part about that video is how Justin Bieber doesn’t say anything in it.
And yes, actually, I do. I bet it’s going to be good. Maybe even great.
Sorry, “gRAEt.”
Jeff: Hey, a sax! Thank you, Carly Rae Jepsen’s producer! Thank you for the sax.
Jason: Hey, look at that? Something different. I’m on board so far.
Jeff: I think George Michael might approve of this.
Jason: I think George Michael approves of every single cover. It keeps him in marijuana money.
Jeff: ’80s synths! Pillowy soft vocals!
Jason: Guess what, fucker? I like this!
Jeff: Quiet, I’m dancing with myself.
Jason: Ewwww.
Jeff: Why isn’t this the version that’s five minutes long?
Jason: Ba ba ba da dup!
Jeff: I am 100 percent on board with this.
Jason: IT’S THE MELLOWMAS MIRACLE OF 2015
I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN
Jeff: St. Carly Rae!
Jason: weeps with joy and relief
sorry, RAElief
Jeff: Oooh, what if she cut a duet with McD?
Jason: If that happened, I would lose my goddamn mind.
Jeff: Hey, what if McD covered “Last Christmas”? I feel like I should go look.
Jason: There’s no way that happened. Someone would have told me already.
Jeff: Damn! He hasn’t. It’ll have to wait for his fifth Christmas album.
Jason: Well, I’m feeling good about how THIS ended!
Jeff: You earned it, pal. You sannit and you earned it.
Jason: Just when I thought all hope was lost, Karlee Reigh Jepsun saved the day!
Jeff: Whooda thunk it?
Jason: My mind turned to mush somewhere around Day Two.
Jeff: Day Two, Year One!
Jason: Exactly!
Jeff: And now it’s all over. I’ve gotta say, I’m really going to miss this.
Jason: You know? Me too.
Jeff: So much work to so little end, and yet…
Jason: Maybe we can come back and do a few random days next year. Or maybe the year after that. Why rush?
Jeff: Or maybe we’ll just have our daughters take over five years from now. Hell, we’ve done our part.
Jason: But it’s funny. You mentioned Day Two, Year One. Do you remember the song we covered that day?
Jeff: Goodness, no.
Jason: Right. Who would expect you to remember? Or anybody to remember? Other than Jeffrey Thames?
Jeff: Certainly not me!
Jason: Fortunately, I have the solution. May I present to you The Mellowmas Database.
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| 2015 | 12 | 25 | The Twenty-Fifth Day of Mellowmas: One Last Leprechaun Dance | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-one-last-leprechaun-dance/ | DJ Scumbag | KC and the Sunshine Band | Soul Made | The Osmonds | Minuteman | Punk People | Carly Rae Jepsen | Last Christmas | Last Christmas | Last Christmas | Last Christmas | Last Christmas | Last Christmas | Last Christmas |
| 2015 | 12 | 24 | The Twenty-Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Santa Cries on Mellowmas Eve | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-santa-cries-on-mellowmas-eve/ | Romeo’s Fault feat. the Hope for Africa Children’s Choir | Who Said Santa Doesn't Cry on Christmas Eve? | ||||||||||||
| 2015 | 12 | 23 | The Twenty-Third Day of Mellowmas: Greatest Mellowmas Hits — Leathery Accordion | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-third-day-of-mellowmas-greatest-mellowmas-hits-leathery-accordion/ | Bob Dylan | Hark the Herald Angels Sing | ||||||||||||
| 2015 | 12 | 22 | The Twenty-Second Day of Mellowmas: Lost Mellowmas — The First Fogelmas | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-second-day-of-mellowmas-lost-mellowmas-the-first-fogelmas/ | Dan Fogelberg | Same Old Lang Syne | ||||||||||||
| 2015 | 12 | 21 | The Twenty-First Day of Mellowmas: Keepin’ Mike’s Chirst in Chirstmas | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-first-day-of-mellowmas-keepin-mikes-chirst-in-chirstmas/ | Mike Foerster | Christmas (At Our House) | ||||||||||||
| 2015 | 12 | 20 | The Twentieth Day of Mellowmas: Greatest Mellowmas Hits — Tutoned | http://popdose.com/the-twentieth-day-of-mellowmas-greatest-mellowmas-hits-tutoned/ | Tommy Tutone | Santa Jenny 867-5309/Santa, I Got Your Number | ||||||||||||
| 2015 | 12 | 19 | The Nineteenth Day of Mellowmas: Lost Mellowmas — FTS Speedwagon Vol. 1 | http://popdose.com/the-nineteenth-day-of-mellowmas-lost-mellowmas-fts-speedwagon-vol-1/ | REO Speedwagon | I Believe in Santa Claus | ||||||||||||
| 2015 | 12 | 18 | The Eighteenth Day of Mellowmas: Greatest Mellowmas Hits — HeartBeaten | http://popdose.com/the-eighteenth-day-of-mellowmas-greatest-mellowmas-hits-heartbeaten/ | The Heartbeat Boys | Tell Everybody It's Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2015 | 12 | 17 | The Seventeenth Day of Mellowmas: This Really Bows | http://popdose.com/the-seventeenth-day-of-mellowmas-this-really-bows/ | Keeli | Nothing But Bows | ||||||||||||
| 2015 | 12 | 16 | The Sixteenth Day of Mellowmas: Greatest Mellowmas Hits — A Helicopter Holiday | http://popdose.com/the-sixteenth-day-of-mellowmas-greatest-mellowmas-hits-a-helicopter-holiday/ | Wing | Santa Claus on a Helicopter | ||||||||||||
| 2015 | 12 | 15 | The Fifteenth Day of Mellowmas: Debbie’s Last Mellowmas | http://popdose.com/the-fifteenth-day-of-mellowmas-debbies-last-mellowmas/ | Nancy LaPlante | Debbie's Last Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2015 | 12 | 14 | The Fourteenth Day of Mellowmas: Probably Not Ricky Martin | http://popdose.com/the-fourteenth-day-of-mellowmas-probably-not-ricky-martin/ | Rick Martin | At Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2015 | 12 | 13 | The Thirteenth Day of Mellowmas: Lost Mellowmas — Venturamas | http://popdose.com/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-lost-mellowmas-venturamas/ | America | Christmas in California | ||||||||||||
| 2015 | 12 | 12 | The Twelfth Day of Mellowmas: Greatest Mellowmas Hits — Redrum | http://popdose.com/the-twelfth-day-of-mellowmas-greatest-mellowmas-hits-redrum/ | Shelley Duvall | A Very Merry Christmas | Gotta Be a Christmas | |||||||||||
| 2015 | 12 | 11 | The Eleventh Day of Mellowmas: The Singing Ashtray | http://popdose.com/the-eleventh-day-of-mellowmas-the-singing-ashtray/ | Beulah | Santa Claus Kissed Me | ||||||||||||
| 2015 | 12 | 10 | The Tenth Day of Mellowmas: Mellowmas Makes Me Skeevy | http://popdose.com/the-tenth-day-of-mellowmas-mellowmas-makes-me-skeevy/ | The Midwest Merry Makers | Christmas Makes Me Horny | ||||||||||||
| 2015 | 12 | 9 | The Ninth Day of Mellowmas: Greatest Mellowmas Hits — Worst Kwanzaa Ever | http://popdose.com/the-ninth-day-of-mellowmas-greatest-mellowmas-hits-worst-kwanzaa-ever/ | Dr. Elmo | The Night Before Kwanzaa | ||||||||||||
| 2015 | 12 | 8 | The Eighth Day of Mellowmas: Lost Mellowmas — Sensitive Medeirosmas | http://popdose.com/the-eighth-day-of-mellowmas-lost-mellowmas-sensitive-medeirosmas/ | Glenn Medeiros | Merry Christmas Darling | ||||||||||||
| 2015 | 12 | 7 | The Seventh Day of Mellowmas: Crazy Train | http://popdose.com/the-seventh-day-of-mellowmas-crazy-train/ | Dale Hansen | Christmas Train | ||||||||||||
| 2015 | 12 | 6 | The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Greatest Mellowmas Hits — Wonderful Christmas Hell | http://popdose.com/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-greatest-mellowmas-hits-wonderful-christmas-hell/ | Paul McCartney, Py Korry And Friends | Wonderful Christmas Hell | ||||||||||||
| 2015 | 12 | 5 | The Fifth Day of Mellowmas: Lost Mellowmas — Ceteramas | http://popdose.com/the-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-lost-mellowmas-ceteramas/ | Peter Cetera | Jingle Bells | ||||||||||||
| 2015 | 12 | 4 | The Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Rappin’ About Reindeer | http://popdose.com/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-rappin-about-reindeer/ | Brother Dave's Thunder Redemption | The Reindeer Rap | ||||||||||||
| 2015 | 12 | 3 | The Third Day of Mellowmas: Greatest Mellowmas Hits — Vergissmeinnicht!!! | http://popdose.com/the-third-day-of-mellowmas-greatest-mellowmas-hits-vergissmeinnicht/ | Eisbrecher | Vergissmeinnicht | ||||||||||||
| 2015 | 12 | 2 | The Second Day of Mellowmas: Lost Mellowmas — Chalupamas | http://popdose.com/the-second-day-of-mellowmas-lost-mellowmas-chalupamas/ | Christopher Cross | The Best Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2015 | 12 | 1 | The First Day of Mellowmas: Gone Pishin’ | http://popdose.com/the-first-day-of-mellowmas-gone-pishin/ | The Pishing Birder | Jingle Bells | ||||||||||||
| 2014 | 12 | 25 | The Twenty-Fifth Day of Mellowmas: Rhymes With Falafel | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-rhymes-with-falafel/ | Firefall | Christmas in Love | ||||||||||||
| 2014 | 12 | 24 | The Twenty-Fourth Day of Mellowmas: The Great “Last Christmas” Bonanza of 2014 | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-the-great-last-christmas-bonanza-of-2014/ | Michael Bubble | Jana | The Rock Heroes | The Munros | Carole King | Last Christmas | Last Christmas | Last Christmas | Last Christmas | |||||
| 2014 | 12 | 23 | The Twenty-Third Day of Mellowmas: Wilfredo and the Mellowmas Miracle | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-third-day-of-mellowmas-wilfredo-and-the-mellowmas-miracle/ | Wilfredo & the Great Carmella | Peace All Over the World | ||||||||||||
| 2014 | 12 | 22 | The Twenty-Second Day of Mellowmas: VEIHNACHTEN! | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-second-day-of-mellowmas-veihnachten/ | Fredlostok | Veihnachten | ||||||||||||
| 2014 | 12 | 21 | The Twenty-First Day of Mellowmas: Oh, Roland! | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-first-day-of-mellowmas-oh-roland/ | Roland Trevino | Christian Christmas Song | ||||||||||||
| 2014 | 12 | 20 | The Twentieth Day of Mellowmas: The Christmas Tree! | http://popdose.com/the-twentieth-day-of-mellowmas-the-christmas-tree/ | Kevin Pelletier | The Christmas Tree! | ||||||||||||
| 2014 | 12 | 19 | The Nineteenth Day of Mellowmas: Hot Ghetto Mess | http://popdose.com/the-nineteenth-day-of-mellowmas-hot-ghetto-mess/ | Ra’Sean Blyden | Merry Christmas to Everyone | Away in a Manger | |||||||||||
| 2014 | 12 | 18 | The Eighteenth Day of Mellowmas: It Takes a Village | http://popdose.com/the-eighteenth-day-of-mellowmas-it-takes-a-village/ | Victor Willis | Save the People (Save the World) Christmas Mix | ||||||||||||
| 2014 | 12 | 17 | The Seventeenth Day of Mellowmas: Sheer Misery | http://popdose.com/the-seventeenth-day-of-mellowmas-sheer-misery/ | Michael Sheahan | How's Santa Gonna Find Them | ||||||||||||
| 2014 | 12 | 16 | The Sixteenth Day of Mellowmas: Shopping for Jason’s Wife, Part Three | http://popdose.com/the-sixteenth-day-of-mellowmas-shopping-for-jasons-wife-part-three/ | Champagne Honeybee | Kimchi for Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2014 | 12 | 15 | The Fifteenth Day of Mellowmas: Xylophone, Flute, and Jackass | http://popdose.com/the-fifteenth-day-of-mellowmas-xylophone-flute-and-jackass/ | Western Lows | Red Pony Clock | Silent Night | Ho Ho Hos Before Hos | ||||||||||
| 2014 | 12 | 14 | The Fourteenth Day of Mellowmas: Shopping for Jason’s Wife, Part Two | http://popdose.com/the-fourteenth-day-of-mellowmas-shopping-for-jasons-wife-part-two/ | Gina Naomi Baez | Puppy for Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2014 | 12 | 13 | The Thirteenth Day of Mellowmas: Blame the Parents | http://popdose.com/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-blame-the-parents/ | Cara Allen | Up on the Housetop | ||||||||||||
| 2014 | 12 | 12 | The Twelfth Day of Mellowmas: Shopping for Jason’s Wife, Part One | http://popdose.com/the-twelfth-day-of-mellowmas-shopping-for-jasons-wife-part-one/ | Robin and the Giant | Sexy Christmas List | ||||||||||||
| 2014 | 12 | 11 | The Eleventh Day of Mellowmas: Grit Kissers | http://popdose.com/the-eleventh-day-of-mellowmas-grit-kissers/ | The Mels Motel | Gone for Christmas (blues) | ||||||||||||
| 2014 | 12 | 10 | The Tenth Day of Mellowmas: Pine Cone Crotch | http://popdose.com/the-tenth-day-of-mellowmas-pine-cone-crotch/ | Wolfgang C. Gmoser | An dem Tag | ||||||||||||
| 2014 | 12 | 9 | The Ninth Day of Mellowmas: Pepe Le Mellowmas | http://popdose.com/the-ninth-day-of-mellowmas-pepe-le-mellowmas/ | Peter Kent | Joybells | ||||||||||||
| 2014 | 12 | 8 | The Eighth Day of Mellowmas: Subterranean Mellowmas Blues | http://popdose.com/the-eighth-day-of-mellowmas-subterranean-mellowmas-blues/ | James Wynbrandt | Homeless This Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2014 | 12 | 7 | The Seventh Day of Mellowmas: Bandana Hat ‘Neath the Mellowmas Tree | http://popdose.com/the-seventh-day-of-mellowmas-bandana-hat-neath-the-mellowmas-tree/ | Judy Welden | Waiting for You ‘Neath the Christmas Tree | ||||||||||||
| 2014 | 12 | 6 | The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Up on the Roofietop | http://popdose.com/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-up-on-the-roofietop/ | Idina Menzel & Michael Buble | Baby, It's Cold Outside | ||||||||||||
| 2014 | 12 | 5 | The Fifth Day of Mellowmas: Der Weihnachtstanz | http://popdose.com/the-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-der-weihnachtstanz/ | Holy Limit | The Christmas Dance | ||||||||||||
| 2014 | 12 | 4 | The Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Carol of the Gimp Bells | http://popdose.com/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-carol-of-the-gimp-bells/ | Mitchell Stone | When It's Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2014 | 12 | 3 | The Third Day of Mellowmas: Inappropriate Apostrophe’s | http://popdose.com/the-third-day-of-mellowmas-inappropriate-apostrophes/ | The Hunter's | Christ in Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2014 | 12 | 2 | The Second Day of Mellowmas: Do You Hear My Safe Word? | http://popdose.com/the-second-day-of-mellowmas-do-you-hear-my-safe-word/ | Jane Wiedlin | What Do You Want for Xmas? | ||||||||||||
| 2014 | 12 | 1 | The First Day of Mellowmas: Earth, Wind & Reacharound | http://popdose.com/the-first-day-of-mellowmas-earth-wind-reacharound/ | Earth, Wind & Fire | December | ||||||||||||
| 2013 | 12 | 25 | The Twenty-Fifth Day of Mellowmas: Ain’t It Funky | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-aint-it-funky/ | Various Artists | The First Noel | Deck the Halls | |||||||||||
| 2013 | 12 | 24 | The Twenty-Fourth Day of Mellowmas: The Reason for the Season | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-the-reason-for-the-season/ | Heather Henry | Happy Birthday Jesus | ||||||||||||
| 2013 | 12 | 23 | The Twenty-Third Day of Mellowmas: Taint Sweat for the Holidays | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-third-day-of-mellowmas-taint-sweat-for-the-holidays/ | Kool and the Gang | The Little Drummer Boy | Winter Wonderland | |||||||||||
| 2013 | 12 | 22 | The Twenty-Second Day of Mellowmas: The Money Shot | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-second-day-of-mellowmas-the-money-shot/ | Crystal Money | Jingle Bell Rock | ||||||||||||
| 2013 | 12 | 21 | The Twenty-First Day of Mellowmas: Ariana Stardeath Pudding Mix | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-first-day-of-mellowmas-ariana-stardeath-pudding-mix/ | Ariana Grande | Stardeath and the White Dwarves | Last Christmas | Last Christmas | ||||||||||
| 2013 | 12 | 20 | The Twentieth Day of Mellowmas: Turn Around, Bright Eyes | http://popdose.com/the-twentieth-day-of-mellowmas-turn-around-bright-eyes/ | Bright Eyes | Blue Christmas | Silent Night | |||||||||||
| 2013 | 12 | 19 | The Nineteenth Day of Mellowmas: Elf on the Shanelf | http://popdose.com/the-nineteenth-day-of-mellowmas-elf-on-the-shanelf/ | Lee Shanel | Christmas Island Prayer | ||||||||||||
| 2013 | 12 | 18 | The Eighteenth Day of Mellowmas: The Birds of Mellowmas | http://popdose.com/the-eighteenth-day-of-mellowmas-the-birds-of-mellowmas/ | Dorothy Finch | The Birds of Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2013 | 12 | 17 | The Seventeenth Day of Mellowmas: Unrest for Melancholy Men | http://popdose.com/the-seventeenth-day-of-mellowmas-unrest-for-melancholy-men/ | J.J. Hrubovcak | Unrest For Melancholy Men (God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen) | ||||||||||||
| 2013 | 12 | 16 | The Sixteenth Day of Mellowmas: Boyleful, Not Triumphant | http://popdose.com/the-sixteenth-day-of-mellowmas-boyleful-not-triumphant/ | Susan Boyle & Elvis Presley | O Come, All Ye Faithful | ||||||||||||
| 2013 | 12 | 15 | The Fifteenth Day of Mellowmas: Jagodensky All Over | http://popdose.com/the-fifteenth-day-of-mellowmas-jagodensky-all-over/ | Ed Chabot and Martin Jagodensky | I’m Stringin’ My Christmas Lights | ||||||||||||
| 2013 | 12 | 14 | The Fourteenth Day of Mellowmas: Consoulted | http://popdose.com/the-fourteenth-day-of-mellowmas-consoulted/ | The Consoultant | Black Friday | ||||||||||||
| 2013 | 12 | 13 | The Thirteenth Day of Mellowmas: Beware of False Kermits | http://popdose.com/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-beware-of-false-kermits/ | Raw Thrills | One More Sleep Til Christmas feat. Kermit The Frog | Merry Christmas 2011 | |||||||||||
| 2013 | 12 | 12 | The Twelfth Day of Mellowmas: Baby-Makin’ Mellowmas | http://popdose.com/the-twelfth-day-of-mellowmas-baby-makin-mellowmas/ | Alexander O'Neal | My Gift to You | ||||||||||||
| 2013 | 12 | 11 | The Eleventh Day of Mellowmas: Nuttin’ for Mellowmas | http://popdose.com/the-eleventh-day-of-mellowmas-nuttin-for-mellowmas/ | Gretchen Wilson | Nuttin' for Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2013 | 12 | 10 | The Tenth Day of Mellowmas: The Mellowmas Birds | http://popdose.com/the-tenth-day-of-mellowmas-the-mellowmas-birds/ | Dorothy Finch | The Holiday Birds | ||||||||||||
| 2013 | 12 | 9 | The Ninth Day of Mellowmas: Edge of a Broken Mellowmas | http://popdose.com/the-ninth-day-of-mellowmas-edge-of-a-broken-mellowmas/ | Elizabeth Chan | Vixen | ||||||||||||
| 2013 | 12 | 8 | The Eighth Day of Mellowmas: Quack Is Whack | http://popdose.com/the-eighth-day-of-mellowmas-quack-is-whack/ | Duck Dynasty | Hairy Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2013 | 12 | 7 | The Seventh Day of Mellowmas: Ralf’d | http://popdose.com/the-seventh-day-of-mellowmas-ralfd/ | Ralf | Jingle Bell Rock | ||||||||||||
| 2013 | 12 | 6 | The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Enemy Mathis | http://popdose.com/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-enemy-mathis/ | Johnny Mathis and Billy Joel | The Christmas Song | ||||||||||||
| 2013 | 12 | 5 | The Fifth Day of Mellowmas: A Mellowmas Down Under | http://popdose.com/the-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-a-mellowmas-down-under/ | Toehider | Under the Mistletoe | Carol of the Bells – Choral | Carol of the Bells – Rock | ||||||||||
| 2013 | 12 | 4 | The Fourth Day of Mellowmas: The Blizzard | http://popdose.com/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-the-blizzard/ | Judy Collins | The Blizzard | ||||||||||||
| 2013 | 12 | 3 | The Third Day of Mellowmas: Homeless Mellowmas | http://popdose.com/the-third-day-of-mellowmas-homeless-mellowmas/ | Bad Action | Homeless Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2013 | 12 | 2 | The Second Day of Mellowmas: O Holy Wintley! | http://popdose.com/the-second-day-of-mellowmas-o-holy-wintley/ | Wintley Phipps | O Holy Night! | ||||||||||||
| 2013 | 12 | 1 | The First Day of Mellowmas: Holiday Bloops | http://popdose.com/the-first-day-of-mellowmas-holiday-bloops/ | Zendaya | Shake Santa Shake | ||||||||||||
| 2012 | 12 | 25 | The Twenty-Fifth Day of Mellowmas: Sweet Baby Xenu and the Private Plane | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-sweet-baby-xenu-and-the-private-plane/ | John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John | Baby, It's Cold Outside | Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree | Silent Night | Deck the Halls | Auld Lang Syne/Christmas Time Is Here (Medley) | ||||||||
| 2012 | 12 | 24 | The Twenty-Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Crystalcooljuicemas | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-crystalcooljuicemas/ | Crystal Gayle and Jay Patten | Rita Coolidge | Juice Newton | Special Kind of Christmas | Circle of Light | Shining Star | ||||||||
| 2012 | 12 | 23 | The Twenty-Third Day of Mellowmas: Mexican Mellowmas | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-third-day-of-mellowmas-mexican-mellowmas/ | T.G. Sheppard | Christmas in Mexico | ||||||||||||
| 2012 | 12 | 22 | The Twenty-Second Day of Mellowmas: Last Christmasade | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-second-day-of-mellowmas-last-christmasade/ | Nadine featuring the Bala Brothers | Last Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2012 | 12 | 21 | The Twenty-First Day of Mellowmas: Shakatakcked | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-first-day-of-mellowmas-shakatakcked/ | Shakatak | Happy Christmas to Ya! | Lonely on Christmas Day | |||||||||||
| 2012 | 12 | 20 | The Twentieth Day of Mellowmas: I Saw Lady Saw Groping Santa Claus | http://popdose.com/the-twentieth-day-of-mellowmas-i-saw-lady-saw-groping-santa-claus/ | Platinum Collection Band | Lady Saw | O Come All Ye Faithful | Richman for Christmas | ||||||||||
| 2012 | 12 | 19 | The Nineteenth Day of Mellowmas: Return of the Push Face | http://popdose.com/the-nineteenth-day-of-mellowmas-return-of-the-push-face/ | Sharon Cuneta | Merry Christmas, Darling | ||||||||||||
| 2012 | 12 | 18 | The Eighteenth Day of Mellowmas: Mellowmas Time Without Dignity | http://popdose.com/the-eighteenth-day-of-mellowmas-mellowmas-time-without-dignity/ | Michael Damian | Christmas Time Without You | ||||||||||||
| 2012 | 12 | 17 | The Seventeenth Day of Mellowmas: The Facts of Mellowmas | http://popdose.com/the-seventeenth-day-of-mellowmas-the-facts-of-mellowmas/ | Carly Rae Jepsen | Mittens | ||||||||||||
| 2012 | 12 | 16 | [cancelled due to Sandy Hook school shooting; as Jeff said, "We took a couple of days off to observe a moment of silence. Yukking it up on the web didn't seem appropriate." | N/A | ||||||||||||||
| 2012 | 12 | 15 | [cancelled due to Sandy Hook school shooting; as Jeff said, "We took a couple of days off to observe a moment of silence. Yukking it up on the web didn't seem appropriate." | N/A | ||||||||||||||
| 2012 | 12 | 14 | The Fourteenth Day of Mellowmas: The Bubble and the Buble | http://popdose.com/the-fourteenth-day-of-mellowmas-the-bubble-and-the-buble/ | Michael Bubble | Michael Buble | Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree | Santa Baby | ||||||||||
| 2012 | 12 | 13 | The Thirteenth Day of Mellowmas: Polyphonic Mellowmas | http://popdose.com/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-polyphonic-mellowmas/ | The Polyphonic Spree | White Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2012 | 12 | 12 | The Twelfth Day of Mellowmas: Mindless Mellowmas | http://popdose.com/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-mindless-mellowmas/ | Mindless Behavior | Christmas with My Girl | ||||||||||||
| 2012 | 12 | 11 | The Eleventh Day of Mellowmas: A Mellowmas Fiesta | http://popdose.com/the-eleventh-day-of-mellowmas-a-mellowmas-fiesta/ | Jon Secada | Let It Snow | ||||||||||||
| 2012 | 12 | 10 | The Tenth Day of Mellowmas: Jingles All the Way | http://popdose.com/the-tenth-day-of-mellowmas-jingles-all-the-way/ | Pierre Perpall | Jingle Bells | Blue Christmas | |||||||||||
| 2012 | 12 | 9 | The Ninth Day of Mellowmas: Contemplating Horsticide | http://popdose.com/the-ninth-day-of-mellowmas-contemplating-horsticide/ | Horst and Sharon Hartung | Jingle Bell Rock | Happy Christmas | |||||||||||
| 2012 | 12 | 8 | The Eighth Day of Mellowmas: The Mullet in the Del | http://popdose.com/the-eighth-day-of-mellowmas-the-mullet-in-the-del/ | Del Way | Shining in My Heart | ||||||||||||
| 2012 | 12 | 7 | The Seventh Day of Mellowmas: Ready for This Bo-Jelli | http://popdose.com/the-seventh-day-of-mellowmas-ready-for-this-bo-jelli/ | Andrea Bocelli | Santa Claus Is Coming to Town | ||||||||||||
| 2012 | 12 | 6 | The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Dick’s What You’re Gettin’ for Mellowmas | http://popdose.com/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-dicks-what-youre-gettin-for-mellowmas/ | Bobby Sherman | Love’s What You’re Gettin’ for Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2012 | 12 | 5 | The Fifth Day of Mellowmas: Mellowmas Again (Naturally) | http://popdose.com/the-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-mellowmas-again-naturally/ | Gilbert O’Sullivan | A Christmas Song | ||||||||||||
| 2012 | 12 | 4 | The Fourth Day of Mellowmas: The Great Oak Ridge Massacre of 2012 | http://popdose.com/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-the-great-oak-ridge-massacre-of-2012/ | The Oak Ridge Boys | All I Want for Christmas Is You | Mary Had a Little Lamb | |||||||||||
| 2012 | 12 | 3 | The Third Day of Mellowmas: The Kringle Tingle | http://popdose.com/the-third-day-of-mellowmas-the-kringle-tingle/ | Lea Salonga | Even Santa Fell in Love | ||||||||||||
| 2012 | 12 | 2 | The Second Day of Mellowmas: White Rice and Broccoli | http://popdose.com/the-second-day-of-mellowmas-white-rice-and-broccoli/ | Mary Rice Hopkins | Unwrap the Gift | Manger of My Heart | |||||||||||
| 2012 | 12 | 1 | The First Day of Mellowmas: Moozzarellamas! | http://popdose.com/the-first-day-of-mellowmas-moozzarellamas/ | Miss Alexis Lee | Santa Baby | Dominick the Donkey | |||||||||||
| 2011 | 12 | 25 | The Twenty-Fifth Day of Mellowmas: A Christmas Starr | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-the-christmas-starr/ | The Heartbeat Boys | (Note: track not embedded) | Tell Everybody It's Christmas | |||||||||||
| 2011 | 12 | 24 | The Twenty-Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Dr. Elmo Gets Racist | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-dr-elmo-gets-racist/ | Dr. Elmo | The Night Before Kwanzaa | ||||||||||||
| 2011 | 12 | 23 | The Twenty-Third Day of Mellowmas: Silent Night, Monkee Hole | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-third-day-of-mellowmas-davy-jones-regrets/ | Davy Jones | Silent Night | ||||||||||||
| 2011 | 12 | 22 | The Twenty-Second Day of Mellowmas: Ah! Mellowmas! | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-second-day-of-mellowmas-eugene-levy-meets-disco-stu/ | Donnie Iris and the Cruisers | Angels We Have Heard on High | O Come All Ye Faithful | |||||||||||
| 2011 | 12 | 21 | The Twenty-First Day of Mellowmas: Moogmas | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-first-day-of-mellowmas-moogmas/ | The Moog Machine | O Holy Night | The First Noel | |||||||||||
| 2011 | 12 | 20 | The Twentieth Day of Mellowmas: Weiland vs. Corey Taylor | http://popdose.com/the-twentieth-day-of-mellowmas-weiland-vs-corey-taylor/ | Scott Weiland | Corey Taylor | Winter Wonderland | I'll Be Home For Christmas | X-M@$ | |||||||||
| 2011 | 12 | 19 | The Nineteenth Day of Mellowmas: Jesus and the Shondells | http://popdose.com/the-nineteenth-day-of-mellowmas-jesus-and-the-shondells/ | Tommy James | I Love Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2011 | 12 | 18 | The Eighteenth Day of Mellowmas: Vanessa Carlton Has Tinnitus | http://popdose.com/the-eighteenth-day-of-mellowmas-vanessa-carlton-has-tinnitus/ | Vanessa Carlton | Hear the Bells | ||||||||||||
| 2011 | 12 | 17 | The Seventeenth Day of Mellowmas: Cabo Flippity Wabo Flops | http://popdose.com/the-seventeenth-day-of-mellowmas-cabo-flippity-wabo-flops/ | Toby Keith & Sammy Hagar | Santa’s Going South | ||||||||||||
| 2011 | 12 | 16 | The Sixteenth Day of Mellowmas: Adorkablemas | http://popdose.com/the-fifteenth-day-of-mellowmas-adorkablemas/ | She & Him | Little Saint Nick | Christmas Wish | |||||||||||
| 2011 | 12 | 15 | The Fifteenth Day of Mellowmas: A Mellowmas Carole | http://popdose.com/the-fourteenth-day-of-mellowmas-a-mellowmas-carole/ | Carole King | Carole of the Bells | Christmas Paradise | |||||||||||
| 2011 | 12 | 14 | The Fourteenth Day of Mellowmas: The Drummer Boy So Dope | http://popdose.com/the-sixteenth-day-of-mellowmas-drummer-boy-so-dope/ | Justin Bieber | Drummer Boy (featuring Busta Rhymes) | ||||||||||||
| 2011 | 12 | 13 | The Thirteenth Day of Mellowmas: Wonderful Dollytoe Time | http://popdose.com/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-wonderful-dollytoe-time/ | Chicago featuring Dolly Parton | (Note: track not embedded) | Wonderful Christmastime | |||||||||||
| 2011 | 12 | 12 | The Twelfth Day of Mellowmas: Only Mellowmas (Will Last Forever) | http://popdose.com/the-twelfth-day-of-mellowmas-only-mellowmas-will-last-forever/ | Prism | Only Love (Will Last Forever) | Joy to the World | |||||||||||
| 2011 | 12 | 11 | The Eleventh Day of Mellowmas: !Buenas Noche de Náusea! | http://popdose.com/the-eleventh-day-of-mellowmas-buenas-noche-de-nausea/ | Menudo | Noche de Paz | ||||||||||||
| 2011 | 12 | 10 | The Tenth Day of Mellowmas: Calling All Eunuchs | http://popdose.com/the-tenth-day-of-mellowmas-calling-all-eunuchs/ | Jersey Boys | Angels From the Realm of Glory | Santa Medley | |||||||||||
| 2011 | 12 | 9 | The Ninth Day of Mellowmas: A Shot in the Arne Benoni | http://popdose.com/the-ninth-day-of-mellowmas-a-shot-in-the-arne-benoni/ | Arne Benoni | Ding-a-Ling the Christmas Bell | ||||||||||||
| 2011 | 12 | 8 | The Eighth Day of Mellowmas: Mellowmas of ’69 | http://popdose.com/the-eighth-day-of-mellowmas-mellowmas-of-69/ | Bryan Adams | (Note: track not embedded) | Reggae Christmas | |||||||||||
| 2011 | 12 | 7 | The Seventh Day of Mellowmas: The Singing Turtleneck | http://popdose.com/the-seventh-day-of-mellowmas-the-singing-turtleneck/ | Anne Murray | Away in a Manger | ||||||||||||
| 2011 | 12 | 6 | The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Jingle Bell Slap | http://popdose.com/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-jingle-bell-slap/ | Joe | Christmas in New York | Make Sure You're Home | |||||||||||
| 2011 | 12 | 5 | The Fifth Day of Mellowmas: O Come All Ye Migraines | http://popdose.com/the-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-o-come-all-ye-migraines/ | Kids Rap’n the Christmas Hits | O Come All Ye Faithful | ||||||||||||
| 2011 | 12 | 4 | The Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Inoperable Figglehorn Mandisa | http://popdose.com/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-inoperable-figglehorn-mandisa/ | Mandisa | Christmas Makes Me Cry (Feat. Matthew West) | ||||||||||||
| 2011 | 12 | 3 | The Third Day of Mellowmas: Bill O’Reilly, Prison Soap, and L. Ron Hubbard | http://popdose.com/the-third-day-of-mellowmas-bill-oreilly-prison-soap-and-l-ron-hubbard/ | 4Him | The Season of Love | ||||||||||||
| 2011 | 12 | 2 | The Second Day of Mellowmas: Mistle-No Squared | http://popdose.com/the-second-day-of-mellowmas-mistle-no-squared/ | Barbra Streisand | It Must Have Been the Mistletoe | ||||||||||||
| 2011 | 12 | 1 | The First Day of Mellowmas: Beyond This Place, There Be Mellow | http://popdose.com/the-first-day-of-mellowmas-beyond-this-place-there-be-mellow/ | Alan O'Day | (Note: track not embedded) | Have a Very Mellowmas (Theme from Mellowmas) | |||||||||||
| 2010 | 12 | 25 | The Twenty-Fifth Day of Mellowmas: Oh God, So Terribly Inappropriatemas | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-oh-god-so-terribly-inappropriatemas/ | Fred Schneider and the Superions | Santa Je T'aime | ||||||||||||
| 2010 | 12 | 24 | The Twenty-Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Wingmas On a Helicopter | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-wingmas-on-a-helicopter/ | Wing | Santa Claus on a Helicopter | ||||||||||||
| 2010 | 12 | 23 | The Twenty-Third Day of Mellowmas: Cuchi Cuchimas | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-third-day-of-mellowmas-cuchi-cuchimas/ | Charo | ¿(Mamacita) Donde Esta Santa Claus? | ||||||||||||
| 2010 | 12 | 22 | The Twenty-Second Day of Mellowmas: Total Eclipse of the Nog | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-second-day-of-mellowmas-total-eclipse-of-the-nog/ | Bonnie Tyler | Merry Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2010 | 12 | 21 | The Twenty-First Day of Mellowmas: Double Ex-Totomas | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-first-day-of-mellowmas-double-ex-totomas/ | Bobby Kimball | Joseph Williams | Red Nosed Reindeer | Christmas Eve | ||||||||||
| 2010 | 12 | 20 | The Twentieth Day of Mellowmas: O’Jaysmas: The Sequel | http://popdose.com/the-twentieth-day-of-mellowmas-o’jaysmas-the-sequel/ | The O'Jays | I’m What You Want This Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2010 | 12 | 19 | The Nineteenth Day of Mellowmas: Kenny’s Beard Strikes Back | http://popdose.com/the-nineteenth-day-of-mellowmas-kennys-beard-strikes-back/ | Kenny Rogers | Mary, Did You Know? | ||||||||||||
| 2010 | 12 | 18 | The Eighteenth Day of Mellowmas: Mulletmas | http://popdose.com/the-eighteenth-day-of-mellowmas-mulletmas/ | New Monkees | What I Want (For Christmas) | ||||||||||||
| 2010 | 12 | 17 | The Seventeenth Day of Mellowmas: Mellowmas EVƎ | http://popdose.com/the-seventeenth-day-of-mellowmas-mellowmas-evǝ/ | Eve 6 | Noel! Noel! | ||||||||||||
| 2010 | 12 | 16 | The Sixteenth Day of Mellowmas: Bluezmas Bop | http://popdose.com/the-sixteenth-day-of-mellowmas-bluezmas-bop/ | Kidz Bop | Blue Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2010 | 12 | 15 | The Fifteenth Day of Mellowmas: Un-Wonderful Mellowmastime | http://popdose.com/the-fifteenth-day-of-mellowmas/ | Kelly Rowland | Tom MacRae | Wonderful Christmastime | Wonderful Christmastime | ||||||||||
| 2010 | 12 | 14 | The Fourteenth Day of Mellowmas: Androgymas | http://popdose.com/the-fourteenth-day-of-mellowmas-androgymas/ | Annie Lennox | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | ||||||||||||
| 2010 | 12 | 13 | The Thirteenth Day of Mellowmas: Happy Melismas II You | http://popdose.com/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-happy-melismas-ii-you/ | Mariah Carey | Charlie Brown Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2010 | 12 | 12 | The Twelfth Day of Mellowmas: Why We Don’t Like Ted | http://popdose.com/the-twelfth-day-of-mellowmas-why-we-dont-like-ted/ | Amy Keys | Let’s Keep That Christmas Feeling | ||||||||||||
| 2010 | 12 | 11 | The Eleventh Day of Mellowmas: Wangmas (Chungmas?) | http://popdose.com/the-eleventh-day-of-mellowmas-wangmas-chungmas/ | Wang Chung | Merry Christmas, Everyone | ||||||||||||
| 2010 | 12 | 10 | The Tenth Day of Mellowmas: Selloutmas | http://popdose.com/the-tenth-day-of-mellowmas-selloutmas/ | Train | Shake Up Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2010 | 12 | 9 | The Ninth Day of Mellowmas: Creepymas | http://popdose.com/the-ninth-day-of-mellowmas-creepymas/ | Jessica Simpson | Merry Christmas Baby (feat. Willie Nelson) | ||||||||||||
| 2010 | 12 | 8 | The Eighth Day of Mellowmas: Francis Familymas | http://popdose.com/the-eighth-day-of-mellowmas-francis-familymas/ | Genie Francis and Family | Jingle Bells | ||||||||||||
| 2010 | 12 | 7 | The Seventh Day of Mellowmas: The Last Christmas Massacre of 2010 | http://popdose.com/the-seventh-day-of-mellowmas-the-last-christmas-massacre-of-2010/ | The Puppini Sisters | John Holt | The Cheetah Girls | Celtic Thunder | Last Christmas | Last Christmas | Last Christmas | Last Christmas | ||||||
| 2010 | 12 | 6 | The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Last Gleemas | http://popdose.com/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-last-gleemas/ | Glee Cast | Last Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2010 | 12 | 5 | The Fifth Day of Mellowmas: BoyleFinnmas | http://popdose.com/the-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-boylefinnmas/ | Susan Boyle | Don't Dream It's Over | ||||||||||||
| 2010 | 12 | 4 | The Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Spektormas | http://popdose.com/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-spektormas/ | Regina Spektor | December | ||||||||||||
| 2010 | 12 | 3 | The Third Day of Mellowmas: Figglemas | http://popdose.com/the-third-day-of-mellowmas-figglemas/ | Fred Figglehorn | Fred’s 12 Days of Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2010 | 12 | 2 | The Second Day of Mellowmas: Warm Lovin’ Mellowmas | http://popdose.com/the-second-day-of-mellowmas-warm-lovin’-mellowmas/ | Wilson Phillips | Warm Lovin’ Christmastime | ||||||||||||
| 2010 | 12 | 1 | The First Day of Mellowmas: Fruitcayyyyke! | http://popdose.com/the-first-day-of-mellowmas-fruitcayyyyke/ | The Superions | Fruitcake | ||||||||||||
| 2009 | 12 | 25 | The Twenty-Fifth Day of Mellowmas: The Mayor of Bethle-Phlegm | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-the-mayor-of-bethle-phlegm/ | Bob Dylan | Hark the Herald Angels Sing | ||||||||||||
| 2009 | 12 | 24 | The Twenty-Fourth Day of Mellowmas: ‘Twas the Night Before Mellowmas | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-twas-the-night-before-mellowmas/ | Rush Limbaugh | David Coverdale | Aretha Franklin | Robin Gibb/Stevie Nicks | ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas | ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas | ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas | Silent Hellish Night | ||||||
| 2009 | 12 | 23 | The Twenty-Third Day of Mellowmas: The Return of McD | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-third-day-of-mellowmas-the-return-of-mcd/ | Michael McDonald with Scarlett McDonald | I'll Be Home for Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2009 | 12 | 22 | The Twenty-Second Day of Mellowmas: DeYoungmas | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-second-day-of-mellowmas-deyoungmas/ | Dennis DeYoung | When I Hear a Christmas Song | ||||||||||||
| 2009 | 12 | 21 | The Twenty-First Day of Mellowmas: Celebrate the Love! | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-first-day-of-mellowmas-celebrate-the-love/ | Northern Light Orchestra | Joy to the World | Celebrate Christmas | |||||||||||
| 2009 | 12 | 20 | The Twentieth Day of Mellowmas: Archuletamas (With an Inflamed Pempengco) | http://popdose.com/archuletmas-with-an-inflamed-pempengco/ | David Archuleta | Melodies of Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2009 | 12 | 19 | The Nineteenth Day of Mellowmas: Dollytoe’s Revenge | http://popdose.com/the-nineteenth-day-of-mellowmas-dollytoes-revenge/ | Dolly Parton | Comin’ Home for Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2009 | 12 | 18 | The Eighteenth Day of Mellowmas: Air Supplymas Returns! | http://popdose.com/the-eighteenth-day-of-mellowmas-air-supplymas-returns/ | Air Supply | Feed the World | ||||||||||||
| 2009 | 12 | 17 | The Seventeenth Day of Mellowmas: A Very Special Mellowmas 7 | http://popdose.com/the-seventeenth-day-of-mellowmas-a-very-special-mellowmas-7/ | Leighton Meester | Miley Cyrus | Ashley Tisdale | Christmas (Baby, Please Come Home) | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Last Christmas | ||||||||
| 2009 | 12 | 16 | The Sixteenth Day of Mellowmas: The Gaga Mellowmas Failure | http://popdose.com/the-sixteenth-day-of-mellowmas-the-gaga-mellowmas-failure/ | Lady Gaga Featuring Space Cowboy | Christmas Tree | ||||||||||||
| 2009 | 12 | 15 | The Fifteenth Day of Mellowmas: Molemas | http://popdose.com/the-fifteenth-day-of-mellowmas-molemas/ | Lemmy | Run Rudolph Run [Explicit] | ||||||||||||
| 2009 | 12 | 14 | The Fourteenth Day of Mellowmas: 867-5309 To the World | http://popdose.com/the-fourteenth-day-of-mellowmas-867-5309-to-the-world/ | Tommy Tutone | Santa Jenny 867-5309/Santa, I Got Your Number | ||||||||||||
| 2009 | 12 | 13 | The Thirteenth Day of Mellowmas: Mellowmas with Babyface | http://popdose.com/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-mellowmas-with-babyface/ | Babyface | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | ||||||||||||
| 2009 | 12 | 12 | The Twelfth Day of Mellowmas: O’Jaysmas | http://popdose.com/the-twelfth-day-of-mellowmas-ojaysmas/ | The O'Jays | Christmas Time in the City | ||||||||||||
| 2009 | 12 | 11 | The Eleventh Day of Mellowmas: Torimas | http://popdose.com/the-eleventh-day-of-mellowmas-torimas/ | Tori Amos | Holly, Ivy and Rose | ||||||||||||
| 2009 | 12 | 10 | The Tenth Day of Mellowmas: FTS Speedwagon | http://popdose.com/the-tenth-day-of-mellowmas-fts-speedwagon/ | REO Speedwagon | Deck the Halls | Joy to the World | |||||||||||
| 2009 | 12 | 9 | The Ninth Day of Mellowmas: Growlymas | http://popdose.com/the-ninth-day-of-mellowmas-growlymas/ | Jerry Douglas | Santa Claus is Coming to Town | ||||||||||||
| 2009 | 12 | 8 | The Eighth Day of Mellowmas: Pretentious Stingmas | http://popdose.com/the-eighth-day-of-mellowmas-pretentiousstingmas/ | Sting | Cold Song | ||||||||||||
| 2009 | 12 | 7 | The Seventh Day of Mellowmas: Tweenmas (Parts 1 and 2) | http://popdose.com/the-seventh-day-of-mellowmas-tweenmas-parts-1-and-2/ | Hilary Duff | Ali Lohan | Santa Claus Lane | Lohan Holiday | ||||||||||
| 2009 | 12 | 6 | The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Halfordmas | http://popdose.com/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-halfordmas/ | Halford | O Come All Ye Faithful | Get Into the Spirit | |||||||||||
| 2009 | 12 | 5 | The Fifth Day of Mellowmas (Euro Mix) | http://popdose.com/the-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-euro-mix/ | En Vogue | Jingle Bells (Euro Mix) | ||||||||||||
| 2009 | 12 | 4 | The Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Something Warm for Mellowmas | http://popdose.com/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-something-warm-for-mellowmas/ | Jeffrey Osborne | Just a Little Snow | ||||||||||||
| 2009 | 12 | 3 | The Third Day of Mellowmas: The Return of Diamondmas | http://popdose.com/the-thir-day-of-mellowmas-the-return-of-diamondmas/ | Neil Diamond | The Chanukah Song | ||||||||||||
| 2009 | 12 | 2 | The Second Day of Mellowmas: Bleating Gibbmas | http://popdose.com/the-second-day-of-mellowmas-bleatinggibbmas/ | Robin Gibb | Silent Night | ||||||||||||
| 2009 | 12 | 1 | The First Day of Mellowmas: The Gates of Mell | http://popdose.com/the-first-day-of-mellowmas-the-gates-of-mell/ | Alan O'Day | Have a Very Mellowmas (Theme from Mellowmas) | ||||||||||||
| 2008 | 12 | 25 | The Twenty-Fifth Day of Mellowmas: Wingmas! | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-wingmas/ | Wing | Terje Fjelde | Santa Claus is Coming to Town | Jingle Bells | It Came Upon a Midnight Clear | Love Theme From Mellowmas | ||||||||
| 2008 | 12 | 24 | The Twenty-Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Mellowmas Eve | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-mellowmas-eve/ | Smash Mouth | Zat You, Santa Claus? | ||||||||||||
| 2008 | 12 | 23 | The Twenty-Third Day of Mellowmas: Liberace and the Christmas Vest | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-third-day-of-mellowmas-liberace-and-the-christmas-vest/ | Liberace | Beauty of Holiness | ||||||||||||
| 2008 | 12 | 22 | The Twenty-Second Day of Mellowmas: Double Duvall! | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-second-day-of-mellowmas-double-duvall/ | Shelley Duvall | A Very Merry Christmas | Gotta Be a Christmas | |||||||||||
| 2008 | 12 | 21 | The Twenty-First Day of Mellowmas: Sedakamas | http://popdose.com/the-twenty-first-day-of-mellowmas-sedakamas/ | Neil Sedaka | Love is Spreading All Over the World | Razzle Dazzle Christmas | |||||||||||
| 2008 | 12 | 20 | The Twentieth Day of Mellowmas: VERGISSMEINNICHT!! | http://popdose.com/the-twentieth-day-of-mellowmas-vergissmeinnicht/ | Eisbrecher | Vergissmeinnicht | ||||||||||||
| 2008 | 12 | 19 | The Nineteenth Day of Mellowmas: Archiemas! | http://popdose.com/the-nineteenth-day-of-mellowmas-archiemas/ | The Archies | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Archie's Christmas Party | |||||||||||
| 2008 | 12 | 18 | The Eighteenth Day of Mellowmas: The Unimaginable Mellowmas | http://popdose.com/the-eighteenth-day-of-mellowmas-the-unimaginable-mellowmas/ | Kenny Loggins | On Christmas Morning | ||||||||||||
| 2008 | 12 | 17 | The Seventeeth Day of Mellowmas: Mellowmas Goes South | http://popdose.com/the-seventeeth-day-of-mellowmas-mellowmas-goes-south/ | Lynyrd Skynyrd | 38 Special | Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin' | A Wild-Eyed Christmas Night | ||||||||||
| 2008 | 12 | 16 | The Sixteenth Day of Mellowmas: Into the Ear of Mellowmas Madness | http://popdose.com/the-sixteenth-day-of-mellowmas-into-the-ear-of-mellowmas-madness/ | David Foster | White Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2008 | 12 | 15 | The Fifteenth Day of Mellowmas: Dollytoe! | http://popdose.com/the-fifteenth-day-of-mellowmas-dollytoe/ | Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton | A Christmas to Remember | ||||||||||||
| 2008 | 12 | 14 | The Fourteenth Day of Mellowmas: Sweet Little Andymas | http://popdose.com/the-fourteenth-day-of-mellowmas-sweet-little-andymas/ | Andy Williams | Sweet Little Jesus Boy | ||||||||||||
| 2008 | 12 | 13 | The Thirteenth Day of Mellowmas: Hayo! Haya! | http://popdose.com/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-hayo-haya/ | Peter, Paul & Mary | Hayo, Haya | ||||||||||||
| 2008 | 12 | 12 | The Twelfth Day of Mellowmas: A Very New Kids Arseniomas | http://popdose.com/the-twelfth-day-of-mellowmas-a-very-new-kids-arseniomas/ | New Kids on the Block | Funky, Funky, Xmas | ||||||||||||
| 2008 | 12 | 11 | The Eleventh Day of Mellowmas: A New Jack Mellowmas | http://popdose.com/the-eleventh-day-of-mellowmas-a-new-jack-mellowmas/ | Freddie Jackson | Christmas Forever | ||||||||||||
| 2008 | 12 | 10 | The Tenth Day of Mellowmas: The Singing Saw at Mellowmas Time | http://popdose.com/the-tenth-day-of-mellowmas-the-singing-saw-at-mellowmas-tim/ | Julian Koster | The First Noel | Jingle Bells | |||||||||||
| 2008 | 12 | 9 | The Ninth Day of Mellowmas: Fats? | http://popdose.com/the-ninth-day-of-mellowmas-fats/ | Fats Domino | Frosty the Snowman | ||||||||||||
| 2008 | 12 | 8 | The Eighth Day of Mellowmas: Tuxedomas | http://popdose.com/the-eighth-day-of-mellowmas-tuxedomas/ | Lee Greenwood | It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year | ||||||||||||
| 2008 | 12 | 7 | The Seventh Day of Mellowmas: Scatmas! | http://popdose.com/the-seventh-day-of-mellowmas-scatmas/ | Spyro Gyra | The Christmas Song | ||||||||||||
| 2008 | 12 | 6 | The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Boltonmas! | http://popdose.com/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-boltonmas/ | Michael Bolton | Silent Night | ||||||||||||
| 2008 | 12 | 5 | The Fifth Day of Mellowmas: A Little River Christmas | http://popdose.com/the-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-a-little-river-christmas/ | Little River Band | Mary's Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2008 | 12 | 4 | The Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Sarajevomas…? | http://popdose.com/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-sarajevomas/ | Judy Collins | Song for Sarajevo | ||||||||||||
| 2008 | 12 | 3 | The Third Day of Mellowmas: Jarreaumas! | http://popdose.com/the-third-day-of-mellowmas-jarreaumas/ | Al Jarreau | White Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2008 | 12 | 2 | The Second Day of Mellowmas: Manilowmas! | http://popdose.com/the-second-day-of-mellowmas-manilowmas/ | Barry Manilow | Because It’s Christmas (For All The Children) (Excerpt from Handel’s Messiah (“For Unto Us A Child Is Born…”)) | ||||||||||||
| 2008 | 12 | 1 | The First Day of Mellowmas: The Theme From Mellowmas | http://popdose.com/the-first-day-of-mellowmas-the-theme-from-mellowmas/ | Alan O'Day | Have a Very Mellowmas (Theme from Mellowmas) | ||||||||||||
| 2007 | 12 | 25 | The Final Day of Mellowmas: Wonderful Christmas Hell | http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/25/the-final-day-of-mellowmas-wonderful-christmas-hell/ | Paul McCartney, Py Korry And Friends | Wonderful Christmas Hell | ||||||||||||
| 2007 | 12 | 24 | Mellowmas Eve: The Redemption Of The McD | http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/24/mellowmas-eve-the-redemption-of-the-mcd/ | Michael McDonald | Christmas on the Bayou | Through the Many Winters | Deck the Halls/Jingle Bells | ||||||||||
| 2007 | 12 | 23 | The Twenty-Third Day Of Mellowmas: All Through The Dreck | http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/23/the-twenty-third-day-of-mellowmas-all-through-the-dreck/ | Olivia Newton-John featuring Michael McDonald | All Through the NIght | ||||||||||||
| 2007 | 12 | 22 | The Twenty-Second Day Of Mellowmas: A Very Keith Sweatmas | http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/22/the-twenty-second-day-of-mellowmas-a-very-keith-sweatmas/ | Keith Sweat | Be Your Santa Claus | ||||||||||||
| 2007 | 12 | 21 | The Twenty-First Day Of Mellowmas: O Christmas Bush | http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/21/the-twenty-first-day-of-mellowmas-o-christmas-bush/ | Kate Bush | December Will Be Magic Again | ||||||||||||
| 2007 | 12 | 20 | The Twentieth Day Of Mellowmas: Merry Crossmas! | http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/20/the-twentieth-day-of-mellowmas-merry-crossmas/ | Christopher Cross | A Dream of Peace at Christmastime | Do You Hear What I Hear | |||||||||||
| 2007 | 12 | 19 | The Ninteenth Day Of Mellowmas: I’ll Be Home For Boonemas | http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/19/the-ninteenth-day-of-mellowmas-ill-be-home-for-boonemas/ | Debby Boone | I'll Be Home for Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2007 | 12 | 18 | The Eighteenth Day of Mellowmas: Diamondmas! | http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/18/the-eighteenth-day-of-mellowmas-diamondmas/ | Neil Diamond | Happy Xmas (War is Over) | ||||||||||||
| 2007 | 12 | 17 | The Seventeenth Day of Mellowmas: Felixmas! | http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/17/the-seventeenth-day-of-mellowmas-felixmas/ | Felix Cavaliere | Christmas In Your Arms | ||||||||||||
| 2007 | 12 | 16 | The Sixteenth Day of Mellowmas: Dion, Foster, Crosby, Welk and The Brown Note | http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/16/the-sixteenth-day-of-mellowmas-dion-foster-crosby-welk-and-the-brown-note/ | Celine Dion | The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire) | ||||||||||||
| 2007 | 12 | 15 | The Fifteenth Day of Mellowmas: Spray-On Tans And Colossal Jugs | http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/15/the-fifteenth-day-of-mellowmas-spray-on-tans-and-colossal-jugs/ | Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton | I Believe in Santa Claus | ||||||||||||
| 2007 | 12 | 14 | The Fourteenth Day of Mellowmas: Jingle Blues | http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/14/the-fourteenth-day-of-mellowmas-jingle-blues/ | James Taylor | Jingle Bells | ||||||||||||
| 2007 | 12 | 13 | The Thirteenth Day of Mellowmas: Drunkymas! | http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/13/the-thirteenth-day-of-mellowmas-drunkymas/ | John Denver | Please, Daddy, Don't Get Drunk This Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2007 | 12 | 12 | The Twelfth Day of Mellowmas: Hall & Oates vs. The Band | http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/12/the-twelfth-day-of-mellowmas-hall-oates-christmas-must-be-tonight/ | Daryl Hall & John Oates | Christmas Must Be Tonight | ||||||||||||
| 2007 | 12 | 11 | The Eleventh Day of Mellowmas: Boltonmas! | http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/11/the-eleventh-day-of-mellowmas-boltonmas/ | Michael Bolton | Joy to the World | ||||||||||||
| 2007 | 12 | 10 | The Tenth Day of Mellowmas: Eye Of The Santa | http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/10/the-tenth-day-of-mellowmas-eye-of-the-santa/ | Survivor | Christmas is Here | ||||||||||||
| 2007 | 12 | 9 | The Ninth Day of Mellowmas: Discomas | http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/09/the-ninth-day-of-mellowmas-discomas/ | Mirror Image | The Twelve Days of Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2007 | 12 | 8 | The Eighth Day of Mellowmas: Happy Fogelmas! | http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/08/the-eighth-day-of-mellowmas-happy-fogelmas/ | Dan Fogelberg | At Christmas Time | ||||||||||||
| 2007 | 12 | 7 | The Seventh Day of Mellowmas: Carrack Carols! | http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/07/the-seventh-day-of-mellowmas-carrack-carols/ | Paul Carrack | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | ||||||||||||
| 2007 | 12 | 6 | The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Mistletoe, Wine & Bad Teeth | http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/06/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-mistletoe-wine-bad-teeth/ | Cliff Richard | Misteltoe and Wine | ||||||||||||
| 2007 | 12 | 5 | The Fifth Day of Mellowmas: Return To Kokomo | http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/05/the-fifth-day-of-mellowmas-return-to-kokomo/ | Mike Love | Santa's Goin' to Kokomo | ||||||||||||
| 2007 | 12 | 4 | The Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Not Bill Bellamy | http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/04/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-not-bill-bellamy/ | The Bellamy Brothers | Having a Tropical Christmas | ||||||||||||
| 2007 | 12 | 3 | The Third Day of Mellowmas: C&T Twofer! | http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/03/the-third-day-of-mellowmas-ct-twofer/ | Captain & Tennille | I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas | Here Comes Santa Claus | |||||||||||
| 2007 | 12 | 2 | The Second Day of Mellowmas: Golleee, Santa! | http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/02/the-second-day-of-mellowmas-golleee-santa/ | Jim Nabors | O Holy Night | ||||||||||||
| 2007 | 12 | 1 | The First Day of Mellowmas: Pendergrass! | http://jasonhare.com/2007/12/01/the-first-day-of-mellowmas-pendergrass/ | Teddy Pendergrass | Happy Kwanzaa | ||||||||||||
| 2006 | 12 | 12 | The Twelfth (And Final) Day Of Mellowmas! | http://jasonhare.com/2006/12/22/the-twelfth-and-final-day-of-mellowmas/ | Starland Vocal Band | (The Entire Album) | ||||||||||||
| 2006 | 12 | 11 | Lost! | Lost! | REO Speedwagon | I Believe in Santa Claus | ||||||||||||
| 2006 | 12 | 10 | The Tenth Day Of Mellowmas: Croach! | http://jasonhare.com/2006/12/20/the-tenth-day-of-mellowmas-croach/ | Jim Croce | It Doesn't Have to Be That Way | ||||||||||||
| 2006 | 12 | 9 | Lost! | Lost! | America | Christmas in California | ||||||||||||
| 2006 | 12 | 8 | The Eighth Day Of Mellowmas: The Goldest Day | http://jasonhare.com/2006/12/18/the-eight-day-of-mellowmas-the-goldest-day/ | Andrew Gold | On Christmas Eve | ||||||||||||
| 2006 | 12 | 7 | Lost! | Lost! | Dan Fogelberg | Same Old Lang Syne | ||||||||||||
| 2006 | 12 | 6 | The Sixth Day Of Mellowmas: A Horse With No… | http://jasonhare.com/2006/12/16/the-sixth-day-of-mellowmas-a-horse-with-no/ | America | Winter Wonderland | ||||||||||||
| 2006 | 12 | 5 | Lost! | Lost! | Glenn Medeiros | Merry Christmas Darling | ||||||||||||
| 2006 | 12 | 4 | The Fourth Day Of Mellowmas: BISH! | http://jasonhare.com/2006/12/14/the-fourth-day-of-mellowmas-bish/ | Stephen Bishop | Jingle Bell Rock | ||||||||||||
| 2006 | 12 | 3 | Lost! | Lost! | Peter Cetera | Jingle Bells | ||||||||||||
| 2006 | 12 | 2 | The Second Day of Mellowmas: Air Supply, “Love Is All” | http://jasonhare.com/2006/12/12/the-second-day-of-mellowmas-air-supply-love-is-all/ | Air Supply | Love is All | ||||||||||||
| 2006 | 12 | 1 | Lost! | Lost! | Christopher Cross | The Best Christmas |
Jeff: jaw drops
Jason: A complete spreadsheet of every song we’ve ever covered by every artist for every single day of Mellowmas since 2006.
Jeff: Good God. If only you’d shown me this five, six, seven years ago.
Jason: What then?
Jeff: I would have heeded your constant cries to end this damn thing!
Jason: If I had known that’s all it would have taken, I wouldn’t have waited until this summer to work on it!
Jeff: I feel like one of those cavemen looking at the monolith in 2001, except it’s a spreadsheet instead of alien life, and the spreadsheet contains monolithic proof of my foolishness.
I feel sick. I need to lie down.
Jason: This is the part where you go to sleep and wake up next to Suzanne Pleshette, right?
Jeff: Please hit me in the head with a golf ball.
Jason: Or is this the part where I look in the Mellowmas snow globe and realize the whole holiday was all in the mind of some really sick person?
Jeff: YOU, IT WAS YOU
Jason: A sincere thank you to everyone who stuck around all these years. And a hearty pat on the back to all of you who wisely ditched us somewhere around 2009.
Jeff: And to Alan O’Day! And Terje Fjelde!
And the community of commenters who’ve come back to join in our “fun,” year after year.
And Jeffrey Thames, who is a son of a bitch, but he’s OUR son of a bitch.
Jason: We promise to come visit you again in the not-too-distant future.
Jeff: And you, you weaselly, beautiful fucker, for dreaming up this madness in the first place.
Jason: I would have never wanted to do it without you!
Jeff: Likewise, buddy. Ready to turn out the lights and figure out what happens next?
Jason: You got it. Come join me in my favorite mode of transportation. I’ll give you a hint: it’s not a traditional sleigh cart.
Jeff: JEFF AND JASOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Jason: ON A HELICOPTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Jeff: Happy Mellowmas to all, and to all a good night!
Jason: belches
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